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Good Morning,  !
Today is Friday, May 18
Time to wear a bit of red to show your support for the troops!



While checking for news in Chicago, I came across this:
Lamborghini Bender
Looks like somebody was rolling a joint while driving, and 
expected the steering wheel to return to straight on it's own
a bit quicker than it does with a fancy sports car with steering
damper.

Enjoy!
Ophelia






Here is ONE joke of the type you get in the 
2 cent per day version. ($10 / year, $1 / month)
The full version also has other goodies. 
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Treat yourself to the FULL VERSION!


A husband and wife were having dinner at a fine restaurant when
an absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table,
gives the husband a big kiss, tells him she'll see him later, and
walks away.

His wife glares at him and says, "Who was that??!!"

"Oh," replies the husband, "that was my mistress."

The wife says, "That's it; I want a divorce."

"I understand," replies her husband, "but remember, if you 
get a divorce, there will be no more shopping trips, no 
more vacations, no Lexus in the garage, and no more
country club. But... the decision is yours."

Just then the wife notices a mutual friend entering the
restaurant with a gorgeous woman on his arm.

"Who's that woman with Jim?" she asks.

"That's his mistress," replies her husband.

"Oh," says the wife, "Ours is prettier."




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RECIPE SECTION, 
thanks to Sr Anna

Macaroni Salad
 

The recipe is in the 2 cents per day version.

Do you know somebody, who can afford 2 cents per day 
or $10 per year?

Happy Appetite!
Sr Anna









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