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Good Morning, ! Today is Saturday, May 27 Thanks Claude (¯`v´¯) ophelia _____________________________________________________ Happy Birthday, DearWebby! Those who matter don't judge me. Those who judge me don't matter.Those, who click me some grocery money, REALLY matter. Renew / Upgrade ____________________________________________________ This version is just for testing your email, whether you COULD receive my newsletter or not. If you DO receive this, then you can subscribe to the full version. To keep out little kids, the full version costs one dollar a month or ten dollars a year. PayPal does the age check. You can even use credit or debit cards at PayPal if you don't have a PayPal account yet. Subscribe to the FULL version! _____________________________________________________ Here is ONE of the many jokes from the full version: The kid safe joke is clean! ___________________________________________________ 3 What is it that makes men chase women which they have no intention of marrying? The very same urge that makes dogs chase cars which they have no intention of driving. _________________________________________________ Renew / Upgrade
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