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Today is Monday, January 30

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The teacher in Little Johnny's school asked the class what
their mothers did for a living. One little girl said her mother was a doctor, another said her mother was an engineer.

When it was Little Johnny's turn, he stood up and said: "My
mom's a streetwalker."

Naturally, after that remark, he got sent off to the
principal's office. Then, 15 minutes later, he returned. So the teacher asked, "Did you tell the principal what you said in class?"

Johnny said "Yes"

"Well, what did the principal say?"

"He said that every job is important in our economy,
gave me an apple and asked for my phone number."
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