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While checking for news in Chicago, I came across this:
Lamborghini Bender
Looks like somebody was rolling a joint while driving, and 
expected the steering wheel to return to straight on it's own
a bit quicker than it does with a fancy sports car with steering
damper.

Enjoy!
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A husband and wife were having dinner at a fine restaurant when an absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, tells him she'll see him later, and walks away. His wife glares at him and says, "Who was that??!!" "Oh," replies the husband, "that was my mistress." The wife says, "That's it; I want a divorce." "I understand," replies her husband, "but remember, if you get a divorce, there will be no more shopping trips, no more vacations, no Lexus in the garage, and no more country club. But... the decision is yours." Just then the wife notices a mutual friend entering the restaurant with a gorgeous woman on his arm. "Who's that woman with Jim?" she asks. "That's his mistress," replies her husband. "Oh," says the wife, "Ours is prettier."
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