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A man walked into a restaurant and seated himself. Soon, the
waitress came over to take his order. ". . .and to drink?"
she asked. The man said he would like coffee. The waitress
promptly returned with a cup of coffee, but spilled it on
the man's lap when she stopped at the table.

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