A buoy in the blouse 
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A swimming instructor at a Los Angeles university was 
quizzing a group of students on Red Cross life saving and 
water safety techniques. They answered all of her questions 
easily until she posed this one: "Which article of clothing 
would you remove last if you were thrown from a
boat or dock fully clothed?" 

Everyone mentioned something different. It was evident 
that no one knew the correct answer, so the instructor
helped out. 
"The blouse," she said, "because the air gets under the
blouse and acts like a buoy!" 

The subsequent uproar ended the class.




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Speech Impediment 
Thursday, December 29, 2011, 10:05 PM
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Time to wear a bit of red to show your support for the troops!



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Two life-long friends were enjoying a few pints down at the local
bar, when one said to the other:

"If I ask you a question, would you promise to answer me
honestly?"

"Yeah, sure thing," replied his friend, "fire away."

"Well," said the first guy, "why do you think all the guys around
here find my wife so attractive?"

"It's probably because of her speech impediment," replied the
second guy.

"What do you mean her speech impediment?" inquired the first
fellow. "My wife doesn't have a speech impediment!"

"Well," replied his friend, "you must be the only guy who hasn't
noticed that she can't say 'NO'!"




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Lest they crack up 
Wednesday, December 28, 2011, 09:39 PM
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Today is Thursday, December 29

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At dinner one night, my sister's kids asked, "Daddy, why
do you call Mommy honey?" 

"Mommy is my honey," he said.

The kids picked up the metaphor and innocently ran with
it. "Mommy's your honey! You spread her and eat her!"

My sister and her husband were unable to look at each
other for the duration of the meal, lest they crack
up and then have to explain why.




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Nudist's Nose 
Tuesday, December 27, 2011, 09:13 PM
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Good Morning,  !
Today is Wednesday, December 28

Welcome to new subscriber Sig!
I was planning on skipping today's issue, but decided I
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A man moves into a nudist colony. The following week he receives
a letter from his grandmother asking him to send her a current
photo of himself.

Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist colony,
he cuts a photo of himself in half. He sends his grandmother the
top half and his girlfriend the bottom half.

Not until after he's mailed the letters does he realize he's
accidentally mixed up the photos and sent the wrong half to his
grandmother.

He's really upset about this, but then he remembers how bad his
grandmother's eyesight is, and hopes she won't notice.

A few weeks later he receives a letter from his grandmother.
It says,
"Dear Jeffie,
Thank you for the picture. You do have the distinctive Hinkley
nose, but you should change your hair style. It makes your 
face look too short.
Love Grandma."




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Look for yours 
Monday, December 26, 2011, 10:31 PM
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Good Morning,  !
Today is Tuesday, December 27

While the wives seem to be busy visiting relatives or
stores to try and change unwanted gifts for cash, men 
seem to be busy cashing in their Escort Service gift 
certificates. 

That's the only reason I can imagine to cause all the 
smiles I see at the gas station.
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Two guys are moving about in a supermarket when their carts collide. One
says to the other, "Excuse me, but I'm looking for my wife."

"What a coincidence, so am I, and I'm getting a little desperate."

"Well, maybe I can help you. What does your wife look like?"

"She's tall, with dark hair, long legs, firm tits, and a tight ass.
What's your wife look like?"

"Never mind, let's look for yours!"




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