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Good Morning, ! Today is Saturday, October 22 Welcome Jim! It is getting quite windy, but a cold and steady wind. Not the warm and rambunctious wind everybody is waiting for. Well, it is not the end of October yet. Enjoy! Ophelia
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A married man was talking to his buddy, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday, she has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I'm stumped." His buddy said, "I have an idea, why don't you make up a certificate saying she can have 60 minutes of great sex, any way she wants it... she'll probably be thrilled." So the fellow did. The next day his buddy said, "Well? Did you take my suggestion?" "Yes, I did," said the fellow. "Did she like it?" His buddy asked. "Oh yes! She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the forehead and ran out the door, yelling 'I'll be back in an hour!!'"
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Good Morning, ! Today is Friday, October 21 Time to wear a bit of red to show your support for the troops!Welcome to John! The Flea-Baggers have found a mascot! The archetypical Jewish Mother-On-Law. The mission is now clear, to make everybody feel guilty. It apparently makes no difference, that Wall Street is Democrat controlled or controlls the Democrats or whatever, like, uh, duh, it's a bad trip, man! And it is Bush's fault anyway. If he was a true Marxist, he would have had the student loans forgiven, like Obama did with all the Wall Street debts. Interviews of the Flea-Baggers are more hilarious than any current comedian. Enjoy! Ophelia
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"What did Father say when he learned you're pregnant?" asked Little Mary's mother. Little Mary answered, "Should I leave out the profanity?" "Yes, of course!" Mary's mom replied. "Nothing."
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Good Morning, ! Today is Thursday, October 20 Obama sent word to the Flea-Baggers, that the banks won't allow him to forgive their student loans, no matter how long they camp out. He better watch out! They are not ready to go back to occupying their parent's couches just yet! Enjoy! Ophelia
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A 25 year old male with ED from fears & anxiety was given Viagra to reverse the ED. When he came back for follow up and he was asked, how the Viagra was working..."Great" he says..."But I found something that works even better...I got a new girlfriend who doesn't make me feel scared!"
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Good Morning, ! Today is Wednesday, October 19 Today's intro byAnn Coulter: WINGLESS, BLOODSUCKING AND PARASITIC: MEET THE FLEA PARTY! (FleaBaggers!) Enjoy! Ophelia
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Two old guys were sitting in the park, talking, when the subject turned to getting older. The first guy said, "Women have all the luck when it comes to getting older." "What do you mean?" asked the second guy. "Well," replied the first. "I can barely remember the last time I was able to get it up in bed, but my wife is healthier than ever!" "Healthier? How is that?" his buddy wondered. "Years ago, when we were younger, almost every night before bed she'd get these terrible headaches." He answered. "Now that we're older, she hasn't had a headache in years."
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Good Morning, ! Today is Tuesday, October 18 "What's the story with all these Flea-Baggers Occupy this and that protests? It's all the same faces as we saw in the G8 and G20 protests in the last 15 or so years." Well, the Tea-Baggers are to the right of the Republicans, the Flea-Baggers are to the left of the Democrats. The Tea-Baggers want incentives for Industry and Commerce to create new jobs, the Flea-Baggers seem to be confused about what they want, but they are against the establishment. Sounds like me in my mid teens. Enjoy! Ophelia
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The widow lay crying on her psychiatrist's couch. "We were married twenty-five years before he died," she said, dabbing away a tear. "Never had an argument in all those years." "Amazing," said the doctor. "How did you do it?" "I outweighed him by forty pounds and he was a coward."
Recycling the Recycled
Thanks to Carter for sending a picture of his girlfriend/wife.
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