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Good Morning, ! Today is Monday, October 17 The snow sure is coming down lower on the mountains. It is a bit earlier this year. I guess we goit spoiled during the warm cycle and are back to 70's or 80's style weather. Enjoy! Ophelia
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John was at home with the missus when he heard a knock at the front door. He opened it to see his friend Mike crouched, clutching his hands between his legs. "What's wrong?" John said. "I've been hit by a bloody golfball!" said Mike. Just then John's blonde wife, Tanya, came to the door and said, "Quick come in here and I'll look after you." When John looked in the kitchen he saw Mike sitting on a dining chair. Tanya had a bowl of rose water and petals and was bathing his friend's family jewels with cotton wool and water. "Wow!" said John, "How do you feel?" Mike turned and said "John, I think what your wife has done has helped a lot!" Then, holding his hand in the air he said, "But I still think I'll lose the thumb nail!"
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It had promised to be a sensational divorce case, with the Yuppette accused of incredible escapades. Testifying before her own attorney, she projected an image of sweet innocence, and told a tale of wifely fidelity and sacrifice, and was quite believable. When it was time for cross-examination though, the husband's lawyer said, "Isn't it true on the night of June 12th, in a driving rainstorm, you had sexual intercourse with a certain circus midget on the handle bars of a careening motorcycle riding up and down the steps of the court house?" The Yuppette turned pale, but retained her remarkable self-control and composure. Her voice was almost serene in its innocence as she asked, "I don't think it was raining on June 12. What was that date again?"
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I found this in an old newsletter from DearWebby: I boarded the train and took my seat. The seat next to me was empty, but not for long. A young mother boarded with her 5-year-old daughter and Mom sat down in the seat beside me. I offered my seat to the little girl but Mom said no, she'd sit the young one on her lap. So here I am holding my roses, now with a little lady straining to see what I was holding. "What ya got, mister?" she asked. (Mom is getting a bit flustered and tells her to mind her business.) I leaned the "package" over a bit and she looks and says loudly, "Ohhhh, ROSES!, who are they for?" (Now, Mom is embarrassed and tapping her on the rear telling her to sit down.) I said, "they're for my girlfriend". She says again with a loud voice, "WOW, pretty RED ones, and a lot of them, too! Man, you really must have fucked up!"
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Good Morning, ! Today is Friday, October 14 Time to wear a bit of red to show your support for the troops!Enjoy! Ophelia
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What's the difference between Virginia and West Virginia? In Virginia, Moosehead is a beer. In West Virginia it's a misdemeanor.
Tasty Brekkie Treats
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Good Morning, ! Today is Thursday, October 13 Welcome Ray from Norwich, CT! I find it very interesting to see where each member is from. Enjoy! Ophelia
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An instructor was giving a course in human sexuality, during which he was discussing numerous items in the Kinsey report. Audible gasps could be heard when he read out that a woman had several hundred orgasms in a single session. Suddenly, a male voice from the back of the class shouted, "Wow, who was she?" "Who the hell cares!" a female voice yelled. "Who was HE?"
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