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Good Morning, ! Today is Thursday, October 6 Welcome Warren in Zionsville! "My girlfriend always laughs during sex, no matter what she is reading." --- Steve Jobs, founder of Apple Computers who died yesterday Enjoy! Ophelia
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A mother gets up during the night to do as nature intended, when she hears some strange noise from the living room. Going to investigate, she snaps on the light. She is utterly surprised to find her daughter stark naked on the couch, with a young man the mother didn't know atop of her. "Well -- I never!" exclaimed the mother. "But mom, you must have!" smirked the daughter.
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Good Morning, ! Today is Wednesday, October 5 Welcome Bud in Saskatoon! Enjoy! Ophelia
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A little girl asked her mother, "Can I go outside and play with the boys?" Her mother replied, "No, you can't play with the boys, they're too rough." The little girl thought about it for a few moments and asked, "If I can find a smooth one, can I play with him?"
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Good Morning, ! Today is Tuesday, October 4 California High school teacher bans 'bless you' response to sneezing. Steve Cuckovich wants to mess with grades from students that say "bless you" after someone sneezes because the saying is in his opinion "outdated." He's being ridiculous: courtesy will never be outdated, and the parents of his students made it quite clear to him, that they can do without him a lot easier than with students, who don't value courtesy. I realize that if a lecturer at a university sneezes, it would be disruptive, if a thousand students yelled "Bless You!", and the way I was brought up, in a case like that, you tap your desk or chair arm with a finger. It's an audible show of courtesy and respect, and does not impede the flow of the lecture. But in a small class, if student sneezes, it is good and proper to show respect and courtesy. If a spoken "Bless You" is for some reason impractical, a nod to the sneezer and a finger tap is that much more important. Enjoy! Ophelia
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A young married woman was discussing her sex life with a girlfriend. The girlfriend asked, "Do you talk to your husband when you're making love?" She thought about it a minute then said, "Well, no. But I could. He does have a cell phone, but why?"
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Good Morning, ! Today is Monday, October 3 My ride to go shoot fall pictures with, did not show up. Oh, well, I had a lot of cleaning to do anyway. Enjoy! Ophelia
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The husband got into his grubbiest clothes on Saturday morning and set about all the chores he'd been putting off for weeks. He'd cleaned the garage, pruned the hedge, and was halfway through mowing the lawn when a woman pulled up in the driveway and yelled out her window, "Say, what do you get for yard work?" The fellow thought for a minute, then answered, "The lady, who lives here, pays me in bed."
Underwater Art
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Eagle-Owl at 1000 frames per second
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Good Morning, ! Today is Sunday, October 2 My plans to go take some pictures of the pretty fall leaves got rained out. If it clears up in the afternoon, I'll get some for you. Enjoy! Ophelia
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Judi was talking to Carly. "I suspect Gordon used to visit hookers before we met." "Why do you say that?" "One night we were just playing around downstairs. He picked me up and headed for the bedroom." Carly nodded. "Uh huh. So what happened?" "Well, I giggled and said, 'Should I struggle?' And he replied, 'I don't know. Does that cost extra?'"
Idle Fingers, Addled Brains
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