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Good Morning, ! Today is Tuesday, October 4 California High school teacher bans 'bless you' response to sneezing. Steve Cuckovich wants to mess with grades from students that say "bless you" after someone sneezes because the saying is in his opinion "outdated." He's being ridiculous: courtesy will never be outdated, and the parents of his students made it quite clear to him, that they can do without him a lot easier than with students, who don't value courtesy. I realize that if a lecturer at a university sneezes, it would be disruptive, if a thousand students yelled "Bless You!", and the way I was brought up, in a case like that, you tap your desk or chair arm with a finger. It's an audible show of courtesy and respect, and does not impede the flow of the lecture. But in a small class, if student sneezes, it is good and proper to show respect and courtesy. If a spoken "Bless You" is for some reason impractical, a nod to the sneezer and a finger tap is that much more important. Enjoy! Ophelia
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A young married woman was discussing her sex life with a girlfriend. The girlfriend asked, "Do you talk to your husband when you're making love?" She thought about it a minute then said, "Well, no. But I could. He does have a cell phone, but why?"
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Good Morning, ! Today is Monday, October 3 My ride to go shoot fall pictures with, did not show up. Oh, well, I had a lot of cleaning to do anyway. Enjoy! Ophelia
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The husband got into his grubbiest clothes on Saturday morning and set about all the chores he'd been putting off for weeks. He'd cleaned the garage, pruned the hedge, and was halfway through mowing the lawn when a woman pulled up in the driveway and yelled out her window, "Say, what do you get for yard work?" The fellow thought for a minute, then answered, "The lady, who lives here, pays me in bed."
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Good Morning, ! Today is Sunday, October 2 My plans to go take some pictures of the pretty fall leaves got rained out. If it clears up in the afternoon, I'll get some for you. Enjoy! Ophelia
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Judi was talking to Carly. "I suspect Gordon used to visit hookers before we met." "Why do you say that?" "One night we were just playing around downstairs. He picked me up and headed for the bedroom." Carly nodded. "Uh huh. So what happened?" "Well, I giggled and said, 'Should I struggle?' And he replied, 'I don't know. Does that cost extra?'"
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Good Morning, ! Today is Saturday, October 1 Here is an interesting video: Today's launch of China's Space Lab Turn the sound down and ignore the 20 second ad before the Video. It is the launch of the Chinese Space Lab yesterday. Enjoy! Ophelia
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Re yesterday's Boy Scout Jamboree picture: "When does a Boy Scout become an Eagle Scout?" "After he eats his first Brownie." I heard that from a Brownie! Next she asked: "Where does satisfaction come from?" "A satisfactory."
Mrs. Trent, seated in her living room, heard the back door slam. Thinking it was her young son, she called, "I'm in here, darling. I've been waiting for you." There was no answer for a moment and then a strange voice faltered, "I'm sorry, Ma'am, but I ain't your regular milkman."
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From Nancy Men are like ............Laxatives ... They irritate the shit out of you. Men are like ........ Bananas .. The older they get, the less firm they are. Men are like .... Vacations .. They never seem to be long enough. Men are like ........ Weather .. Nothing can be done to change them. Men are like ........ Blenders .. You need One, but you're not quite sure why. Men are like .... Chocolate Bars ...... Sweet, smooth, &they usually head right for your hips. Men are like .... Coffee .. The best ones are rich, warm, &can keep you up all night long. Men are like ........ Commercials .. You can't believe a word they say. Men are like ........ Department Stores ...... Their clothes are always 1/2 off. Men are like ........ Government Bonds ...... They take soooooooo long to mature. Men are like ........ Mascara .. They usually run at the first sign of emotion. Men are like .... Popcorn .... They satisfy you, but only for a little while. Men are like ..... Snowstorms ...... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. Men are like ........ Lava Lamps ...... Fun to look at, but not very bright. Men are like ........ Parking Spots ........ All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
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The cowboy walked into the tack shop. "How much for a pair of spurs?" he asked the sales clerk. "Forty dollars." The cowboy looked in his wallet, thought for a moment, then pulled out a twenty. "I'll take one spur." "What'll you do with just one?" the clerk asked. The cowboy replied, "I figger if I can get one side of the horse movin', the other side'll go too."
During a jury selection process, the first lawyer began his questioning as an intimidating showman. He looked over the prospective jurors and asked, "Do any of you here today dislike lawyers?" Before the pause became too long, the judge said, "I do."
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"I think we should go Dutch," the nurse said to the doctor in the dimly lit restaurant. "You pay for dinner and the movie, and the rest of the night can be on me."
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Good Morning, ! Today is Friday, September 30 Time to wear a bit of red to show your support for the troops!My MasterCard is under the North-East leg of my fridge, because a year ago I got sick and tired of their letters telling me that at my present rate of paying, it will be paid off in 67 years. I am making payments on it, but I am definitely not using it. Now and then some sleazy crooks, like Fredericks, with whom I have never in my life dealt with, try to charge me for stuff, that I didn't order and that they didn't ship. So I call MasterCard and tell them it's a fraudulent charge and that I won't pay for it. Eventually they take the fraudulent charges off my bill, sometimes even without having to nag them. In the meantime, though, they charge me 28+% interest on them, same as on the rest, that I owe them. And then, while they are proccrastinating about removing the fraudulent charges, they have the nerve of having some jerk whine at me about being behind with my payments. Did I ever tell you, that I have a side, that is not sweet and diplomatic? Enjoy! Ophelia
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A mother takes her 5 year old kid to the sporting goods store and says to the man working there, "I want to buy a baseball mitt for my son. How much does it cost?" The clerk says, "$50." "That's way to much. How much for that bat?" "$5," says the clerk. "I'll take it," the mother replies. As he's wrapping it up he says, "How about a ball for the bat?" "No thanks," says the mother, "But I'll go down on you for the mitt."
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