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Good Morning, ! Today is Friday, September 16 Time to wear a bit of red to show your support for the troops! Visited a friend and saw something quite neat. He has some crabapple trees, four of them, braided together. Two of them are white, the other two are red crabapples. They ripen at different times, and their leaves change color at diffrent times and to different colors. Looks great! Enjoy! OpheliaFor more than one joke, plus the day's pictures and movie,
A tough-looking group of bikers were riding along when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge, so they stopped. The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?" "I'm going to commit suicide," she says. He wants to distract her, so he says the first thing that pops into his head. "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss? At least you go out with a nice memory, eh?" She thinks for a moment and then she gives him a long, deep, lingering kiss. After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous. Why are you committing suicide?" "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."
Count them!Then count them again after they move. Today's Movie: Click through to "IceCream Seller at the beach"
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Good Morning, ! Today is Thursday, September 15 Sorry about having the same joke twice yesterday. Did anybody notice? I try not to do that, but it can happen, especially with a very trigger-hapy mouse. DearWebby talked me into a five button Explorer mouse years ago, with the thumb buttons on the left side set for copy and paste. The tip of the thumb copies, the ball of the thumb pastes. That part is great, however, if I am reaching for my cup of coffee and accidentally nudge the side of the mouse, it pastes again, what I have pasted last. I'll be more careful. Enjoy! OpheliaFor more than one joke, plus the day's pictures and movie,
It has been determined that having sex before participating in athletic activity, such as a marathon race, does not impair the athlete's performance. In fact, men have known and displayed this for centuries. After sex, they glance at their watches and say, "Oops, gotta run!"
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Good Morning, ! Today is Wednesday, September 14 Enjoy! OpheliaFor more than one joke, plus the day's pictures and movie,
From Will Where's my Wife? This is how you find her. You approach a beautiful woman in the large supermarket and say: "I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?" The woman looks puzzled. "Why talk to me?" she asks. "Because every time I talk to a woman with boobs like yours, my wife appears out of nowhere "
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Good Morning, ! Today is Tuesday, September 13 The wild goose berries are ripe. They are not like the much larger, light colored "tame" ones, and quite strong. It seems almost like the same amount of flavor is delivered in a berry 1/8 the size of the tame ones. I know some bushes of wild goose berries, and will be sneaking up on them shortly. Enjoy! OpheliaFor more than one joke, plus the day's pictures and movie,
A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he is not sure if sex is work or play. So he goes to a priest and asks for his opinion on this question. After consulting the Bible, the priest says, " My son, after an exhaustive search, I am positive that sex is work and is therefore not permitted on Sundays." The man thinks: " What does a priest know about sex?" So he goes to a Lutheran minister, who after all is a married man and experienced in this matter. He queries the minister and receives the same reply: "Sex is work and therefore not for the Sabbath !" Not pleased with the reply, he seeks out a Rabbi, a man of thousands of years tradition and knowledge. The Rabbi briefly ponders the question, then states, "My son, sex is definitely play." The man replies, "Rabbi, how can you be so sure when so many others tell me sex is work?" The Rabbi softly speaks, "My son, if sex were work, my wife would have the maid do it. Unfortunately, that is not the case."
In the full version, today's movie is: Libya. "None of the civilians are shooting back, just heroic freedom fighters teaching the world who is boss of Libya now! The British ammo might be staledated, but it is free, and there is plenty of it. Real Democracy!" Enjoy! Ophelia
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Good Morning, ! Today is Monday, September 12 The beautiful late summer weather changed. The wind dried the laundry almost as fast as I hung it up. I got it all dry and in by the time th first lawn chair flew by. I don't think it is a real Chinook, though. Just a windy weather change. Enjoy! OpheliaFor more than one joke, plus the day's pictures and movie,
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"Darling," murmured the girl to her boyfriend, "when did you first realise that you were in love with me?" "Well, I suppose.." whispered the man tenderly, "it was when I started getting angry with all the other guys in the office who said you were a lousy lay."
In the full version, today's movie is "Beach Exercise" Enjoy! Ophelia
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