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Good Morning, ! Today is Sunday, July 31 NATO has sunk to a new low in Libya. Instead of bombing Burger joints, hospitals and car lots, they dropped a few Million bucks worth of bombs onto TV transmitters, trying to suppress reports of their actions from getting out. Those strikes are also the latest reminder of how far NATO has sunk from its United Nations mandate to protect civilians, by bombing a purely informational tool, that only affected civilians by boring them. Somebody seems to have a lot more money than brains! Here it was quite hot today, but thanks to a rambunctious wind, actually quite comfortable. Enjoy OpheliaFor more than one joke, plus the day's pictures and movie,
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Before Linda got married, she was quite the beauty, and didn't mind letting her boyfriend know it, too. "A lot of men are gonna be totally miserable when I marry," she told him. "Really?" asked the boyfriend, "And just how many men are you intending to marry?"
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Good Morning, ! Today is Saturday, July 30 Most of you have probably heard a Sound-Racer or Vroom Box, or heard about them. In case you haven't, they are electronic devices that make an anemic KIA or Volkswagen sound like an 80's V8 pick-up with a few little holes in the muffler. Just like my GMC truck. The Sound-Racer just plugs into a cigarette lighter socket, and makes the sound over the car radio speakers. The Vroom Box has speakers mounted under the car. They are for the Goody-Two-Shoes guys, driving their Mama's car, or their wife's. I looked for a little movie that shows an example: Sound Racer Today on the way back from the post office, I heard a big muscle car trying to sound like my pick-up. I looked around, but there was nothing exotic in sight. In front of me was one of those little rice burning scooters, that normally sound like a sewing machine in need of maintenance. It had a luggage rack and on it, there was a huge speaker box. THAT is where the awesome sound was coming from. I almost wet my pants when he twiddled away from a traffic light. BIG ROAR, and accelerating like a kid on a tricycle. Sure was funny! I was tempted, but refrained from stomping the gas and showing off. Enjoy OpheliaFor more than one joke, plus the day's pictures and movie,
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Thanks to Bill for this story: An older married couple was at home watching TV. The husband had the remote and was switching back and forth between a fishing channel and the porn channel. The wife became more and more annoyed and finally said: "For god's sake! Leave it on the porn channel. You already know how to fish!"
Today's goofy movie is "Flying Sweaters" Enjoy! Ophelia
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Good Morning, ! Today is Friday, July 29 Time to wear a bit of red to show your support for the troops! I think myself that we have more machinery of government than is necessary, too many parasites living on the labor of the industrious. --- Thomas Jefferson Enjoy OpheliaFor more than one joke, plus the day's pictures and movie,
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An old priest was getting sick and tired of all the people in his parish who kept confessing adultery. One Sunday in the pulpit he said, "If I hear one more person confess to adultery, I'll quit!" Everyone liked him, so the parishioners came up with a code word. Someone who had committed adultery would say they had "fallen". This seemed to satisfy the old priest and things went well, until the priest died at a ripe old age. About a week later, the new priest visited the Mayor of the town and seemed very concerned. The priest said, "You have to do something about the sidewalks in town. When people come into the confessional, they keep talking about having fallen." The Mayor started to laugh, realizing that no one had told the new priest about the code word. The priest shook an accusing finger at the mayor and said, "I don't know what you're laughing about. Your wife fell three times this week."
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Good Morning, ! Today is Thursday, July 28 I used to think water melons were too big and too expensive. Today a store here tried to re-educate the people by selling chunks, that were about an eigth of a water melon, for $1.25. I hemmed and hawed a while, and recalled all the good info I had read about them, and finally splurged on a piece. When I got home I tried a slice of it and was sure glad I bought that chunk! let's hope the store will continue trying to educate us and will keep selling pieces! Enjoy OpheliaFor more than one joke, plus the day's pictures and movie,
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An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new pair of glasses. The Captain looked in his book of record and said, "But you just got a new pair last month!" "Yes sir, b.. b.. but I got them b..broken in an accident," stammered the private. "Accident, what kind of an accident?" The Captain looked in his book of Accident definitions and glossaries, "Road-march accident, Firing Range accident, PT accident, Drill accident?" "No, no nothing of those..." said the private. "Well then, what is it?" "I'd rather not tell you sir..." "Well, no satisfactory explanations, no new glasses," said the medical officer, ready to stand up, "I've to see my patients now." "No, no sir wait, I broke them when I was kissing my girl," blurted the private. "Don't be daft man, how could you break your glasses kissing a girl?" "Well, she crossed her legs."
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Good Morning, ! Today is Wednesday, July 27 I read a report from Scandianvia today, that speculated people living farther North have larger eyeballs and larger brains, because there i less light at higher latitudes. Usually, I could have gone along with that, but that insane killer in Oslo sure blew that theory all to hell. And that's the people, who sold a Nobel Peace Price to Obama, before he memorized where the toilets in the White House are. I have a hunch, that theory belongs onto the same shelf as Gullible Warming. By the way, the cool and wet weather sure seems to help my rhubarb! Enjoy OpheliaFor more than one joke, plus the day's pictures and movie,
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From Bill: Across from my house is young Mabel And if her curtains stay open. I'm able To watch her caressing Herself while undressing As long as I stand on this table.
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