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Good Morning, ! Today is Tuesday, June 5 The elections in Wisconsin today will show wether Wisconsin isready for accountability, or wants to slither down towards California or Greek style terminal debt. I am rooting for Walker and hope that accountability wins. Enjoy! Ophelia
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A loud scream comes from the bedroom and the husband runs in. He sees a guy leaping out of the window. His wife yells, "That guy just screwed me twice!" He says, "Twice? Why didn't you call me in after he screwed you once?" She says, "Because I thought it was you -- until he started the second time."
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Good Morning, ! Today is Monday, June 4 The White House is getting worried, that Florida will eliminate so many illegal voters, that it could totally alter the election outcome. The fact, that the election is at a time, when the Snowbirds have returned from Canada is already bad enough, eliminating a lot of Cubans and Haitians and other illegal immigrants is bound to change the picture. What could be very interesting is that with Florida refusing to let anybody vote, who is either a citizen OR on Welfare, like the White House demands, they could theoretically split Welfare. They pay for citizens, the White House can pay for Non-Citizens. That sure would help THEIR budget! Enjoy! Ophelia
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Tyrone was visiting Leroy and discussing Leroy's problems with his wife when Leroy's doorbell rang. Leroy answered the door and was handed a paper which the deliverer said was a subpoena. Leroy showed it to Tyrone and asked him if he knew what it was. Tyrone said, "Dis here is a subpeena." "Wut is a sub-peena?" Leroy asked. "Well," said Tyrone, "dat's law talk. Yo wife is suing you for deevorce. We know dat 'sub' means 'unda' and 'peena' is Latin for 'penis', so - 'subpeena' means unda the penis which means she done got you by da balls."
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Good Morning, ! Today is Sunday, June 3 Enjoy! Ophelia
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>From Chris Put in charge of organizing my friend's baby shower, I de- cided to send out invitations via email. To let my husband know that he had baby-sitting duty that day, I entered his name on the "CC" line. Within minutes of sending the messages, I received an email back from my husband. He wrote, "Can I pick just one or two, three at the most?." He was referring to the "Subject" line of my message, which read, "Lunch and a shower, and the CC line, which had the names and addresses of two dozen women."
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Good Morning, ! Today is Saturday, June 2 Welcome Larry in Atco, NJ! California may be following Quebec as far as extracurricular student activities are concerned. Playing hookie, protest marches (weather permitting) and inviting any and all socialist activists to march along. After all, if they are willing to party, ahem study dilligently, for a social service job, that already has a huge surplus of applicants, then somebody else should pay for that. Raising tuition to pay a slightly higher percentage of the cost is apparently considered mean and anti-social and not socialistic at all. Typical Californians they demand services, and then of course vote against the taxes required to pay for them. Borrow it from the grand kids and great grand kids! The problem is that nobody wants to lend them more money. Even Mexico and China are muttering about foreclosing on loans, on which California can't pay the interest. Quebec is not in bad debt, but they don't want to go there, so they are raising the annual tuition from about $2500 to $3500. Even though that is still a real bargain, especially considering that nobody is interested in kids with wallpaper and no skills, the students there claim rights and entitlement, and naturally, all the left wing fringe parties chime in. It gets them into the news. They outlawed mask wearing, and since the students are on the streets making a racket, they cut off the winter semester, and put through some bills severely restricting the protesting. The students and the left wingers are furiously howling, the tax payers are grinning. California is not right wing Pro Free Enterprise like Quebec and it remains to be seen how closely California will copy Quebec. It is a pretty safe bet, though, that it will be noisy. Enjoy! Ophelia
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The young bride's mother had some old-fashioned ideas of marriage, and passed them on to her daughter. "Never let your husband see you in the nude," she advised. "You should always wear something." "Yes, mother," replied the obedient girl. Two weeks after the wedding, the girl and her brand-new husband were preparing to retire when the guy asked, "Dear, has there ever been any insanity in your family?" "Not that I know of," she answered. "Why?" "Well, we've been married for two weeks now and every night you've worn that silly hat to bed."
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Good Morning, ! Today is Friday, May 25 Time to wear a bit of red to show your support for the troops!Welcome Larry in Atco, NJ! DearWebby told me that Larry sent a Canadian looking Money Order. That must have been quite a challenge in NJ ! You don't really have to do that. Any check, personal or business, any money order, postal or bank, in any currency, is quite OK. He can cash them all. He told me that he even has a web hosting client in Israel, who sends US Dollar bills, that are so old, that the tellers at the bank make funny faces and call for help in checking them, but they cash them. Yeah, I know, the longer they fuss, the more he can smart-ass and flirt at them. Enjoy! Ophelia
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A woman was walking along pushing her newborn baby in the carriage when an old friend approached her. The friend leaned over, peering into the carriage said, "What a beautiful baby boy, and he looks JUST like his father." "I know", replied the woman, "I just wish he looked more like my husband!"
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