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Today is Friday, June 15
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OK, no more politics. Having the guts to take a stand just 
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Years ago while attending a dinner party hosted by some 
friends of mine the hostess served a meal with this delicious 
mushroom sauce.  After the meal there was a small amount 
left over and the hostess decided to allow her pregnant cat 
to enjoy the treat.  

The guests all felt it was a great gesture and showed the 
cat was a member of the family. The sauce was the highlight 
of the evenings topic of conversation, everyone commented 
on how delicious it was, and the hostess beamed at all the 
compliments.  

One of the guest commented that toadstools were much like 
mushrooms except for being toxic, and how funny it would 
be if such a culinary treat were made from that instead.

As if on cue, the cat started crying and squirming on the 
floor, clutching its belly.  The hostess exclaimed, 
"Oh my God, it's the mushroom sauce!" 

We all went to the emergency room in a mad rush, and
had our stomachs pumped after telling them we had eaten 
poisonous mushrooms.  This was an extremely unpleasant 
experience. 

When we got back afterwards, the cat was lying on the floor, 
peacefully looking up at us, and licking her newborn kittens.



One day, two deputies in the Sheriff's Office answered an emergency call
at a farmhouse. When they walked in, they found the nude bodies of a man
and a woman in the bedroom. They had been shot to death. When they went
to the living room, they found the body of a man with a gun at his side.

"No doubt about it," one deputy said to the other. "This was a double
murder and suicide. This guy came home and found his wife in bed with
somebody else and shot them both. Then he shot himself."

"You're right," the other deputy replied. "Double murder and suicide.
But I'll bet you when the sheriff gets here he's going to say 'it could
have been worse'."

"No way. How could it be worse? There are three people in the house, and
all of them have been shot to death. It couldn't be worse. You're on."

About that time, the old sheriff arrived at the scene. He walked into
the bedroom and saw the two nude bodies. He then walked into the living
room and saw t! he man on the floor with the gun by his side. "No doubt
about it," the sheriff said, shaking his head. "It was a double murder
and suicide. This guy came home and found his wife in bed with somebody
else and shot them both. Then he shot himself." 

After hesitating for a moment, the old sheriff looked his deputies 
squarely in the eyes. "But, you know," he said, 
"it could have been worse."

The deputy who had lost the bet jumped up and shouted, 
"Sheriff, how could it have been worse? There are three people 
in this farmhouse, and all three of them are dead. It couldn't 
have been worse!"

"Yes it could," the sheriff retorted. "You see that guy there on the
floor? If he had come home yesterday, 
that would be me in there in that bed!"
     


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Looks like a Westboro Baptist Pervert got upstaged!

I am hetero, but I have absolutely no use for the
Westboro Baptist Perverts. After the ACLU forced the US 
military to accept homosexuals, the Westboro Baptist Perverts
picketed the funerals of war heroes with signs like that and
making a  racket yelling and screaming. 

Dear Webby started running a Pervert Alert column and 
warning where the perverts were planning to disrupt a funeral 
next. Then "Rolling Thunder" started showing up, pushing the
perverts away from the funeral and putting dozens of big Harleys
between the funeral and the perverts.

Eventually some laws were set up that forbid the perverts to 
come near a military funeral, and Dear Webby stopped the 
Pervert Alert column. I still remember it, though!


 


A wife arrived home after a long shopping trip, and was 
horrified to find her husband in bed with a lovely young lady. 
Just as she was about to storm out of the house, her husband 
stopped her with these words: "Before you leave, I want you 
to hear how this all came about." 

"Driving home I saw this young girl, looking poor and tired. 
I offered  her a ride. She was hungry, so I brought her home 
and fed her some of the roast you had forgotten about in the 
refrigarator. 

Her shoes were worn out so I gave her a pair of your shoes, 
that you didn't wear because they were out of style. 

She was cold, so I gave her that new birthday sweater you
never wore even once, because the color didn't suit you. 

Her slacks were worn out so I gave her a pair you don't fit 
in anymore. 

Then as she was about to leave the house, she paused and 
asked. "is there anything else your wife doesn' use anymore?

And so. here we are!"



Bubba was fixing a door and he found that he needed a new 
hinge, so he sent Mary Louise to the hardware store. At the 
hardware store she saw a beautiful teapot on a top shelf 
while she was waiting for Joe Bob to finish waiting on a 
customer.

When Joe Bob was finished, Mary Louise asked how much for 
the teapot?

Joe Bob replied "That's silver and it costs $100!"

"My goodness, that sure is a lotta money!" Mary Louise 
exclaimed. She then proceeded to describe the hinge that 
Bubba had sent her to buy, and Jo Bob went to the backroom 
to find a hinge.

From the backroom Joe Bob yelled "Mary Louise, you wanna 
screw for that hinge?'

To which Mary Louise replied, "No, but I'll blow you  for the 
teapot!" 



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A couple traveling cross country decided to stop for a
cup of coffee in a local diner somewhere in Texas. While
they were sitting at a booth near the counter sipping
their coffee, a local cowboy stumbles in and heads for
the closest stool at the counter. As he lifts his leg
over the stool, he cuts one of the loudest farts ever
heard by a human. The tourist jumps up and yells, "Sir,
how dare you fart before my wife!"

The cowboy stopped, tipped his hat politely and says,
"I'm awful sorry ma'am...I didn't know we was a takin'
turns."

HR>

RECIPE SECTION, 
thanks to Sr Anna

BAKED COCONUT POTATOES
 
Ingredients:
1 LARGE BAKING POTATO PER PERSON
1 CLOVE GARLIC PER POTATO
1 TEASPOON COCONUT OIL PER POTATO

Directions:
Preheat oven to 325 F.
Melt the coconut oil in the oven in a large baking dish. 
Peel and thickly slice the potatoes and the garlic and 
place them in the dish, making sure they are well 
covered with the melted coconut oil.
Sprinkle to taste with salt.
Check them after 20 minutes and turn.
Cook for a further 20 minutes, or until cooked to 
consistency you prefer.
Tasty and not fattening. 

Happy Appetite!
Sr Anna





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I know quite a few guys, who would stand in line to trade
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levied if a texter causes an accident. If that does not
reduce the problem they have, it will be widened out.


"A new survey just came out and it finds that sex is better 
when you're on vacation. Yeah, at least that's what my wife 
emailed me from the Bahamas." 
--- Conan O'Brien

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A couple with their young son decided to spend a day at a nude
beach. After an hour in the sun, the father went for a walk while
the son played in the water.

After a while the boy came up to his mother and said,
"Mommy, I saw ladies with boobies a lot bigger than yours!"

The mother said, "The bigger they are, the dumber they are."

So the boy went back to play. Minutes later the boy returned and
said, "Mommy, I saw men with willies a lot bigger than daddy's."

The mother said the same thing, "The bigger they are, the dumber
they are."

So the boy went back to play. Several minutes later the boy ran
back to his mother and said, 
"Mommy, I just saw daddy talking to the dumbest lady I ever saw,
and the more he talked, the dumber he got!"



Rachel, completely fed up with her husband's Internet 
obsession finally takes matters into her own hands.

One night as Morris is sitting at the computer, she goes 
into the bedroom, takes off all her clothes, puts on a full 
length fur coat and she posts herself between her husband 
and his monitor.

She pulls open the coat and yells, " Your Time for Super Sex!"

He ignores her.

So, she repeatedly yells, "Super Sex! Super Sex! Super Sex!"

Finally Morris replies..... "Ok, I'll take the soup."
      


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Butterflies can taste with their feet, but they are deaf.


 


When I do good, I feel good;
when I do bad, I feel bad, and that is my religion.
--- Abraham Lincoln (attributed)

When I do good, I feel good;
when I am bad, I am better, and that is my religion.
--- Mae West



Paddy and Bridget had just got married. It was their wedding
night in the bridal suite. Bridget was lying on her back on the
bed in an incredible shimmering silky negligee whimpering,

"Take me Paddy. Take me now!"

Paddy (having been a good catholic boy) was a virgin and didn't
have the faintest idea what to do next. Suddenly he had a
brilliant idea. He dashed out of the room and went to reception
to ring his mum for advice.

Her advice was to put the hardest part of his body into where
Bridget pees. Paddy was a bit dubious about this but his mother
assured him that Bridget would love it.

Paddy came back in to the bedroom triumphantly, asked Bridget if
she was ready.

Bridget shouted, "Yes, Yes, I'm ready!"

Then she watched in amazement as Paddy ran into the bathroom and
put his head down the toilet.



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About Beer, by 7-Year-Olds

A handful of 7 year old children were asked, 'what they 
thought of beer.' 

7-year-old Tim- 'I think beer must be good. My dad says
 the more beer he drinks the prettier my mom gets.'

7-year-old Melanie - 'Beer makes my dad sleepy and we 
get to watch what we want on television when he is asleep, 
so beer is nice.

7-year-old Grady - 'My Mom gets funny when she drinks 
it and takes her top off at parties.'

7-year-old Toby - 'My Mom and Dad talk funny when they 
drink beer and The more they drink the more they give kisses 
to each other, which is a good thing.'

7-year-old Sarah - 'My Dad gets funny on beer. He is funny. 
He also wets his pants sometimes, so he shouldn't have too 
much.

7-year-old Lilly - 'My Dad loves beer. The more he drinks, 
the better he dances. One time he danced right into the pool.'

7-year-old Ethan - 'I don't like beer very much. Every time 
Dad drinks it, he burns the sausages on the barbecue 
and they taste disgusting.'

7-year-old Mary - 'I think beer tastes bitter andI don't like
it. Mom likes it, but she gets tired and leans at guys and
they have to help her to the bedroom for a quick nap.
When they come back, she is all perky and happy, and the
guys are all tired out.

7-year-old Shirley - 'I give Dad's beer to the dog and he 
goes to sleep.'

7-year-old Brittney - I don't like beer, but mom says it
helps you get the guys you want, so I'll have to learn to
like it.

7-year-old Jack - 'My Mom drinks beer and she says 
silly things and picks on my father. Whenever she drinks 
beer she yells at Dad and tells him to go bury his bone 
down the street again, but that doesn't make any sense.'

7-year-old Fergie - My mom never drinks beer when dad is
home, but he sometimes does. Then she yells at him when
it makes him want to smooch. Mom only drinks beer when 
dad is away. When it makes her want to smooch, she will do
it with everybody, even the Pizza guy, and he is weird.

7-year-old Alice - My sister told me you have to drink 
your own weight in beer before you start to like it. She has
some ways to go yet, I think. The guys usually ignore her
until they have had a whole lot of beer, then they get nice
and play with her.

7-year-old Brad - Beer tastes disgusting. My brother told me
it makes you think the girls are pretty. With his girlfriend
I would need an awful lot of beer.

HR>

RECIPE SECTION, 
thanks to Sr Anna

Baked Chicken & Rice
 
Ingredients:
1 can cream of mushroom soup
1 cup rice
1 teaspoon onion powder
1/2 teaspoon garlic powder
1/4 teaspoon pepper
3 pounds cut up chicken, skinned is best
1/2 cup crushed saltine crackers
1 1/2 teaspoons paprika
2 tablespoons melted butter
1 1/3 cups water

Directions:
Preheat oven to 375 F.
Combine soup, water, rice, all spices (except paprika) in a  13 X 9 baking dish.
Arrange chicken pieces on top of rice mixture.
Cover tightly with foil and bake for 45 minutes.
Sprinkle chicken with cracker crumbs and top with paprika.
Drizzle with butter and bake 5 to 10 minutes or until chicken is tender.
Season to taste with salt and pepper. 

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"A group of people here in California are fighting for the   
right for women to be able to sunbathe topless in California.   
The name of this group... guys." 
--- Jay Leno  

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A man wonders if having sex on the
Sabbath is a sin because he is not sure if
sex is work or play. So he goes to a priest
and ask for his opinion on this question.

After consulting the Bible, the priest says,
"My son, after an exhaustive search, I am
positive that sex is work and is therefore
not permitted on Sundays" The man thinks:

"What does a priest know about sex?"

So he goes to a minister who, after all, is
a married man and experienced in this
matter. He queries the minister and
receives the same reply. Sex is work and
therefore not for the Sabbath!

Not pleased with the reply, he seeks out
a Rabbi, a man of thousands of years
tradition and knowledge. The Rabbi
ponders the question, then states,
"My son, sex is definitely play."

The man replies, "Rabbi, how can you be
so sure when so many others tell me sex
is work?"

The Rabbi softly speaks,
"My son, if sex were work, my wife would
have the maid do it."



The kissing booth at the Charity Fair displayed a large sign:
"Kisses - $5 to $50."

Todd asked Nina, the girl in the booth, if the price
range was a matter of duration.

"Nope!" she smiled. "Lip placement."



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The 15-year-old daughter brought home a young Naval Aviator to meet her
parents. During dinner, the pilot happened to mention that he was from
Glen Burnie. The Mother said, "What a coincidence. My husband and I
lived there 18 years ago when we were first married."

The pilot got a strange look on his face and changed the topic of
conversation. The daughter fell strangely silent.

After he left, the teen said, "Thanks a lot, Mom. I told him I was 18.
Now I'll have to tell him that I was illegitimate."



An 89-year-old man intended to marry a 24-year-old young  woman.
His son told him, "You can't marry a 24-year-old."

"Why not?" asked the indignant old man.

The son said, "If you marry a 24-year-old, you'll have to have sex
with her.  That could be fatal!"

He thought about it a moment, shrugged his shoulders and said,
"Don't worry, she is pretty tough, and she'll be insured."



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From the Sydney Morning Herald Australia comes this story of a
central west couple who drove their car to K-Mart only to have
their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to
carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car there in the
lot.

The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the
car. On closer inspection she saw a pair of male legs protruding
from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack
of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones.
Unable to stand the embarrassment she dutifully stepped forward,
quickly put her hand UP his shorts and tucked everything back
into place.

On regaining her feet she looked across the hood and found
herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by. The
mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his head.



RECIPE SECTION, 
thanks to Sr Anna

Making Ice Cream in a Blender
 
Ingredients:
1 package of your favorite frozen fruit or your favorite 
chocolate syrup (for chocolate ice cream) or 
1 one teaspoon vanilla extract (for vanilla ice cream).
Heavy whipping cream, frozen or 1 can coconut cream 
(remove from can and freeze in ice cream tray) 
Superfine sugar.
OPTIONAL: Your favorite nuts or candy or your favorite liqueur.

Directions:
If you're using fresh fruit, freeze overnight. 
Freeze whipping cream or cream of coconut
ahead of time, preferably overnight.

For one or two servings, place into a blender:
1 cup frozen fresh fruit or 1 package frozen fruit or 
flavoring of your choice, chocolate syrup
1 cup heavy whipping or coconut cream or tofu, frozen
Superfine sugar (start with 1/4 cup and add more, if desired, to taste).
1 1/2 tsp. pure vanilla extract
Blend at high speed just until smooth and creamy. Pour into a 
freezer container and freeze for up to 2 hours or until texture is firmer.
After an hour, if you like, you can stir in your favorite nuts, candy, 
sweetened coconut, mini chocolate chips or other ingredients, 
or 1 tbsp. of your favorite liqueur then freeze for about another
 hour or a little longer.

Happy Appetite!
Sr Anna



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>From Bill
A boy comes home from school at 7pm, His dad says "where were you?” 

"I was with Jessica." He replied. 

"What were you doing?" 

"We were studying." 

After picking a snack off the table the son says "These fishcakes are great!" 

Dad replied:  "Wash your hands son; they're biscuits." 



One day the teacher decides to play an animal game. She holds up a 
picture of a giraffe and asks if anyone knows what it is. No one raises 
their hand.

The teacher says "See it's long neck? What animal has a long neck?"

Sally holds up her hand and asks if it is a giraffe.
"Very good Sally," the teacher replies.

Next she holds up a picture of a zebra. None of the students holds up 
their hands.

"See the stripes on this animal? What animal has stripes?"

Billy holds up his hand and says it is a zebra.

"Very good Billy," the teacher replies. Next she holds up a picture of a 
deer. None of the students holds up their hand.

"See the big antlers on this animal. What animal has horns like this?"

Still no one guesses.

"Let me give you another hint, it's something your mother calls your 
father."

Johnny shouts out "I know what it is, it's a horny bastard."



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Sally runs crying into the office.

"What's wrong?" gasps her best friend Carol.

"It's my boyfriend," gushes Sally, "He was working on the engine
of his car when the hood came down and cut off his finger!"

"My God," shrieks Carol, "did it amputate his whole finger?"

"No thank goodness," sniffs Sally, "but it was the one right next
to it!"



To Find Out A Woman's Faults
Praise Her To Her Girlfriends.



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Father O'Malley answers the phone:
"Hello, is this Father O'Malley?"

"It is."

"This is the Income Tax Department.  Could you please help us?" 

"I will." 

"Do you know a Ted Houlihan?" 

"I do." 
"Is he a member of your congregation?" 

"He is." 

"Did he donate $10,000 to the church?" 

"He will."



RECIPE SECTION, 
thanks to Sr Anna

Cold Tuna-Noddle Salad
 
Ingredients:
Ingredients to serve six people

3 eggs (optional, depending on your taste)
3 cups macaroni shells
5 ounces green peas (if frozen, place in a colander 
& flush with hot water, then drain well) or from a 
can and drained
12 ounces tuna (drained)
1/4 cup mayonnaise
1/4 teaspoon salt
1/8 teaspoon black pepper, but I prefer white pepper
1/4 cup teaspoon chive onions, chopped or 
1 teaspoon onion powder

Directions:
Place eggs in a saucepan and cover with cold water. 
Over medium heat, bring water to a full boil. 
Lower heat and simmer for 10 minutes, then place 
in ice cold water.
Bring a large pot of water to a boil. Add macaroni shells 
and cook for 8 to 10 minutes or until al dente.  Drain 
and rinse with cold water.

Place peas in a large bowl, add the macaroni and peas. 
Peel eggs and dice them into the bowl. 
Put the tuna in the bowl, flaking it apart.
Stir mayonnaise into the mixture very slowly and carefully, 
adding a little at a time, so the mixture is moist but not soggy.
Sprinkle the salt and pepper and mix one last time. 
Cover and refrigerate. 

Happy Appetite!
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"A German psychologist says that women talk more than men
because they have a bigger vocabulary.  
But, it evens out because men only listen half the time."  
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The neighborhood postman was retiring after 25 years. 
On his last day of delivering mail, all of the people on his 
route left him something in the mail box in honor of his 
retirement. Some left money, some left small gifts, and 
some met him at the door and invited him in for a meal. 
This went on all through the neighborhood. 

As he proceeded through his route, the gifts got better 
and better. One house even gave him a gold watch! 

He was so satisfied, but the last house paled that in 
comparison. 

As he was putting the mail in the mailbox, the door opened, 
and the woman of the house stood there in beautiful lingerie. 
She invited him inside. 

He knew that this woman's husband was a truck driver and 
was away, so he went inside. 

She proceeded to give him the day and night of his life. 

The next morning he woke up to find she was bringing 
him breakfast in bed. 

He found a dollar bill under his plate as he ate and 
asked her about it. 

She explained, "When I called my husband to ask him 
what we should give you for your retirement, he said, 
'well screw him, give him a dollar.' 
Breakfast was my idea." 



After years of scrimping and saving, a husband told his wife the good
news: "Honey, we've finally saved enough money to buy what we started
saving for in 1989." 

"You mean a brand-new Cadillac?" she asked eagerly.

"No," said the husband, "a 1989 Cadillac."



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A woman's parrot died one day and she went to the pet shop to get a new
pet. The store clerk offered her lots of different options but she
refused all of them saying that she wanted something different. He
pointed to a normal looking parrot in the corner of the store. 
"Ya right!" 

"It's a special bird. It's called the chomp-chomp bird." 

"What is so special about that?" 

"Tell it to chomp chomp anything and it will eat it!" 

"Let me try it. Chomp chomp desk." 
CHOMP! CHOMP! The bird ate the desk! 

The woman proceaded to buy it for two hundred dollors.

When she got home she took it to her husband's office 
and said, "Chomp comp desk!" 

CHOMP! CHOMP! The bird ate the desk. 

When her husband came home he saw the bird and said, 
"You and your pets. When one dies you have to get a new one!" 

He went to his office and saw his desk missing.
He called for his wife and asked, "Where is my desk?" 

"The Chomp Chomp bird ate it." 

She was holding the bird and her husband yelled, 
"Chompchomp bird my ass!" 
CHOMP! CHOMP!



IN THE BEGINNING...........God said, " Adam, I want you to do 
something for me."

Adam said, " Gladly, Lord, what do You want me to do?

God said, " Go down into that valley."

Adam said, " What' s a valley?"

God explained it to him.

Then God said, " Cross the river."

Adam said, " What's a river?"

God explained that to him, and then said, " Go over to the
   hill......."

Adam said, " What is a hill?"

So, God explained to Adam what a hill was.

He told Adam, " On the other side of the hill you will find a cave"

Adam said, " What's a cave?"

After God explained, he said, " In the cave you will find a Woman."

Adam said, " What's a woman?"

So God explained that to him, too.

Then, God said, " I want you to reproduce."

Adam said, " How do I do that?"

God first said (under his breath), " Geez....."

And then, just like everything else,God explained 
that to Adam, as well.

So, Adam goes down into the valley, across the river, and over the hill,
into the cave, and finds the woman.

Then, in about five minutes, he was back.

God, his patience wearing thin, said angrily, 
"What is it now?"

And Adam said, " What's a headache?"



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Making a speech against the proliferation of X-rated 
videocassettes, the mayoral candidate said, "I rented one of 
these cassettes and was shocked to find by my count five 
acts of oral sex, three of sodomy, a transexual making 
love with a dog, and a woman accommodating five men 
at once. If elected, I vow that tapes such as these will no 
longer befoul our fair community." 

He concluded the fiery denunciation by asking, . . . . . .
"Are there any questions?"

Five people shouted in unison, "Where'd you rent the tape?"



RECIPE SECTION, 
thanks to Sr Anna

Blueberry Tarts
 

Ingredients:
1/4 cup flour for your work surface
1  8 ounce sheet frozen puff pastry, 
thawed (or buy it unfrozen)
1  large egg, beaten
1  tablespoon  granulated sugar
4  ounces  cream cheese, softened
1/4  cup cream
1/2  teaspoon grated lemon zest
3  tablespoons powdered sugar
2  cups blueberries

Directions:
Heat oven to 375° F.
On a lightly floured surface, unfold the sheet of pastry 
and roll it into a 10 by 12-inch rectangle. Transfer to 
a parchment lined baking sheet.
Using the tip of a knife, score a 1-inch border around 
the pastry without cutting all the way through. Brush 
the border with the egg and sprinkle with the granulated 
sugar. Bake until golden and puffed: 18 to 22 minutes.
Using the tip of a knife, rescore the border of the cooked 
pastry without cutting all the way through. 
Gently press down on the center of the pastry sheet to 
flatten it. Let cool to room temperature about 15 to 20 minutes.
While pastry is cooling, use an electric mixer to beat the 
cream cheese until smooth. Add the cream, lemon zest, 
and 2 tablespoons of the powdered sugar and beat until 
smooth. Spread the cream cheese mixture evenly within 
the borders of the pastry.
Arrange the blueberries in a single layer over the filling 
and top it by sprinkling with the remaining tablespoon of 
powdered sugar.

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