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Good Morning,  !
Today is Monday, April 23

It looks like France might be sliding towards the left, 
however, I would not count out Sarkozy just yet.

We got provincial elections here today. 
The race here is not between right and left, but between
incumbent right and alternative right. The Left is going
to be relegated to meekly heckling a bit from the outside,
but won't take any significant votes away from either of
the right wing parties.

The two front-running parties are headed by women: 
Wildrose Leader Danielle Smith and PC Leader Alison Redford.

Even though it is deadly serious for the politicians, most
Albertans joked a bit about the "Bust Bus" 


and then talked about hockey. Since there is going to be one
right wing party or the other, not many got really excited.
The polls say that Danielle Smith (with the Bust Bus) will
win with 45% or more seats, but we'll find out for sure today, 
and whether the losers have enough seats to form a coalition 
and can gang up on the winner.

Whoever painted that bus probably had a bigger influence on
the outcome than all the boring debates and promises, that
nobody believes anyway. It got people laughing.
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An attractive woman from New York was driving
through a remote part of Texas when her car broke
down. An Indian on horseback came along and
offered her a ride to a nearby town.

She climbed up behind him on the horse and they
rode off. The ride was uneventful except that every
twenty minutes the Indian would let out a whoop so
loud that it would echo from the surrounding hills.

When they arrived in town, he let her off at the local
service station, yelled one final, "Yahoo!" and rode off.

"What did you do to get that Indian so excited?" asked
the service station attendant.

"Nothing," shrugged the woman, "I merely sat behind
him on the horse, put my arms around his waist, and
held onto his saddle horn so I wouldn't fall off."

"Lady," the attendant said, "Indians around here ride bareback."




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Good Morning,  !
Today is Sunday, April 22

It was a grat Saturday and a pleasure to be outside!
Enjoy!
Ophelia



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A young, very attractive Swedish girl was massaging Jeff's
shoulders, then his chest, and gradually worked her way down his
torso.

Jeff was getting sexually excited as the masseur approached the
towel. The towel began to lift and the Swedish girl arched her
eyebrows.

"You wanna wank?" she asked.

"You bet," came the excited reply.

"O.K.," she said, "I come back in ten minutes."




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Good Morning,  !

Today is Friday, April 20
Time to wear a bit of red to show your support for the troops!



Tomorrow's newsletter will most likely be missing.
DearWebby will get injections into both eyes in the morning,
and the way they dilate his eyes, he probably won't be able
to see anything smaller than his coffee mug. So I won't
be sending my newsletter to him for sending out.

Enjoy!
Ophelia



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The newly married man came home from work to find his new bride
stretched languorously on the sofa, dressed in a negligee. "Guess what I
got planned for dinner?" she asked seductively. 
"And don't you dare tell me you had that for lunch today!"




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Good Morning,  !
Today is Thursday, April 19

On Wednesday Australian Prime Minister Julia Gillard stood 
up for her continent again. 

"Muslims who want to live under Islamic Sharia law were told 
on Wednesday to get out of Australia , as the government 
targeted radicals in a bid to head off potential terror attacks. 

Separately, Gillard angered some Australian Muslims on 
Wednesday by saying she supported spy agencies monitoring 
the nation's mosques. 

IMMIGRANTS, NOT AUSTRALIANS, MUST ADAPT. 
Take It Or Leave It. I am tired of this nation worrying about 
whether we are offending some individual or their culture."

It would be nice if our politicians had half as much courage
and integrity as that Lady!

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From Ed:
When the guys laugh at me for volunteering at the women's 
mental health clinic I just shrug it off. 
But when they tell me I'm fucking nuts, I have to smile, 
because then I know they understand.




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Today is Wednesday, April 18



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A Texan and his wife were on a trip to New York. She had just
finished showering to dress for dinner and noticed that she had
neglected to pack her bras. She asked her husband to go down to
the dress shop in the lobby and pick up a couple of 36-C bras.

He said, "Ah'l go down raht now." 

So he put on his ten gallon hat and went to the shop. 
The saleslady said, "May I help you sir?" 

When he told her that he wanted two 36-C bras, she asked,

"Would you like two Playtex?" 

He answered, "Ah'd luv ta little lady, but mah wife's a'waitin 
fur me up in the room."




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The British media seems to be a bit disenchanted 
with Prince Charles!







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