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Good Morning, ! Today is Saturday, April 7 Remember what Easter is all about? That is why you get paid double-time for working Good-Friday. Enjoy! Ophelia
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A school teacher asks her class, "What vegetable makes your eyes water?" replies, "A turnip, miss." "No ," says the teacher, "I believe you are thinking of an onion, aren't you?" "No miss," says , "Have you never been hit in the groin with a turnip?"
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Good Morning, ! Today is Friday, April 6 Time to wear a bit of red to show your support for the troops!Remember what Easter is all about? Enjoy! Ophelia
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Diane buys a hundred goldfish. There are so many of them that she decides to keep them in her bathtub. One day she invites her friend over to see all her beautiful goldfish. Lauren is impressed, and remarks, "They surely are beautiful, but what do you do when you want to take a bath?" Diane replies, "I blindfold them."
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The minister dies and the congregation decides, after some time, that his widow, should marry again. Since it is a small village, the only available candidate is the local butcher, a simple, unpolished man. Reluctantly, since she was used to living with a bible scholar, she accepts. After the marriage, on Friday night just after taking a bath - the new husband tells his wife, "Look, my mother always said that before the beginning of the weekend it was a blessing to have sex." They do it and then on Saturday he tells her, "According to my father it is a blessing to have sex during the day before the Sabbath. There they go again, and when it is time to go to sleep he tells her, "My grandfather told me that one should always have sex on Sabbath night." Finally they go to sleep and when they wake up the next morning he tells her, "My aunt says that a Christian man always starts the Sabbath by having sex. So lets do it." Finally on Monday she goes out to the market and meets a friend that asks her, "So how is the new husband?" "Well, an intellectual he isn't, but he comes from a wonderful family
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Good Morning, ! Today is Wednesday, April 4 Facebook Accuses Yahoo of Infringing on Patents In responding to Yahoo's original intellectual property lawsuit, Facebook argued that the Web pioneer had violated patents that cover some 80 percent of its revenues last year, amounting to more than $4 billion. That should keep a few herds of lawyers profitably busy for a while! Enjoy! Ophelia
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The wife of an older man is distraught because her husband's um... little sailor can't salute anymore. She goes to her local doctor and explains the situation, and the doctor just feels plain bad for her. The doc thinks for a little bit, turns to the woman and says, "Listen, I don't do this for everyone, but since your husband's on his way out... Get this prescription, and put three drops in his milk before he goes to bed." The wife is very happy and thanks the doc profusely. Two weeks later, the doctor sees the woman and asks how it went. The lady blushes, smiles and says, "Well, I put thirty drops in his milk by accident, and well, we just need an antidote now to close the coffin."
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Good Morning, ! Today is Tuesday, April 3 Looks like the Supreme Court might get upset with Obamanov. They toed his line against Arizona, and now he tells them, they don't count, since they are not elected. This could get very interesting! Enjoy! Ophelia
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After watching a rather hot love scene on cable, Bob looked over at his wife Shirley and said, "How come you never make love to me like that?" "Are you kidding me?", she replied. She gets paid big money to act like she loves him!"
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