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Good Morning, ! Today is Thursday, October 20 Obama sent word to the Flea-Baggers, that the banks won't allow him to forgive their student loans, no matter how long they camp out. He better watch out! They are not ready to go back to occupying their parent's couches just yet! Enjoy! Ophelia
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A 25 year old male with ED from fears & anxiety was given Viagra to reverse the ED. When he came back for follow up and he was asked, how the Viagra was working..."Great" he says..."But I found something that works even better...I got a new girlfriend who doesn't make me feel scared!"
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Good Morning, ! Today is Wednesday, October 19 Today's intro byAnn Coulter: WINGLESS, BLOODSUCKING AND PARASITIC: MEET THE FLEA PARTY! (FleaBaggers!) Enjoy! Ophelia
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Two old guys were sitting in the park, talking, when the subject turned to getting older. The first guy said, "Women have all the luck when it comes to getting older." "What do you mean?" asked the second guy. "Well," replied the first. "I can barely remember the last time I was able to get it up in bed, but my wife is healthier than ever!" "Healthier? How is that?" his buddy wondered. "Years ago, when we were younger, almost every night before bed she'd get these terrible headaches." He answered. "Now that we're older, she hasn't had a headache in years."
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Good Morning, ! Today is Tuesday, October 18 "What's the story with all these Flea-Baggers Occupy this and that protests? It's all the same faces as we saw in the G8 and G20 protests in the last 15 or so years." Well, the Tea-Baggers are to the right of the Republicans, the Flea-Baggers are to the left of the Democrats. The Tea-Baggers want incentives for Industry and Commerce to create new jobs, the Flea-Baggers seem to be confused about what they want, but they are against the establishment. Sounds like me in my mid teens. Enjoy! Ophelia
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The widow lay crying on her psychiatrist's couch. "We were married twenty-five years before he died," she said, dabbing away a tear. "Never had an argument in all those years." "Amazing," said the doctor. "How did you do it?" "I outweighed him by forty pounds and he was a coward."
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Thanks to Carter for sending a picture of his girlfriend/wife.
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Good Morning, ! Today is Monday, October 17 The snow sure is coming down lower on the mountains. It is a bit earlier this year. I guess we goit spoiled during the warm cycle and are back to 70's or 80's style weather. Enjoy! Ophelia
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John was at home with the missus when he heard a knock at the front door. He opened it to see his friend Mike crouched, clutching his hands between his legs. "What's wrong?" John said. "I've been hit by a bloody golfball!" said Mike. Just then John's blonde wife, Tanya, came to the door and said, "Quick come in here and I'll look after you." When John looked in the kitchen he saw Mike sitting on a dining chair. Tanya had a bowl of rose water and petals and was bathing his friend's family jewels with cotton wool and water. "Wow!" said John, "How do you feel?" Mike turned and said "John, I think what your wife has done has helped a lot!" Then, holding his hand in the air he said, "But I still think I'll lose the thumb nail!"
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It had promised to be a sensational divorce case, with the Yuppette accused of incredible escapades. Testifying before her own attorney, she projected an image of sweet innocence, and told a tale of wifely fidelity and sacrifice, and was quite believable. When it was time for cross-examination though, the husband's lawyer said, "Isn't it true on the night of June 12th, in a driving rainstorm, you had sexual intercourse with a certain circus midget on the handle bars of a careening motorcycle riding up and down the steps of the court house?" The Yuppette turned pale, but retained her remarkable self-control and composure. Her voice was almost serene in its innocence as she asked, "I don't think it was raining on June 12. What was that date again?"
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