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Good Morning, ! Today is Thursday, October 27 Since so many of you said you enjoyed learning a new phrase "hafting to be uproared" here is another one: Ineptocracy (in-ep-toc’-ra-cy) - a system of government where the least capable to lead are elected by the least capable of producing, and where the members of society least likely to sustain themselves or succeed, are rewarded with goods and services paid for by the confiscated wealth of a diminishing number of producers. I wonder what country has a system like that? Enjoy! Ophelia
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Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch: "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, "Wood- pecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies: "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of Ash I have ever put my pecker in."
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Good Morning, ! Today is Wednesday, October 26 Welcome Wezzie in Colorado! I learned a new phrase today: "hafting to be uproared" Watch the first of the two movies at the bottom. Enjoy! Ophelia
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A footwear salesman, staying at a hotel, took a fancy to the housemaid. He offered her $25 for an hour in his room, but she replied that she wasn't a girl like that. She said that when she did it, it was just for love. Now he'd put her off and she couldn't get passionate even if she wanted to. The salesman happened to mention that he was selling shoes and had an extremely good sample pair. The girl gave in, and took the salesman upstairs where she stripped completely and lay back on the bed. The rep got going and was surprised and delighted to find the girl very responsive. First she wrapped her right arm around him, then her left leg, then her left arm and then her right leg. Of course her enthusiasm must have been due to his skill as a lover. "I thought you said you couldn't get worked up." said the rep rather smugly. "I'm not, I'm just trying on the shoes."
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Hafting to be uproared She is going to become a Classic, just like the Urban Blonde Flash Mob in Copenhagen (Opposite of flea-baggers occupying any place)
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Good Morning, ! Today is Tuesday, October 25 The daylight seems to be ending too early. Isn't it about time for going back to winter time? Europe and a large part of the world will do that this week, Canada, mexico and the US will wait until the first Sunday in November. Without Gullible warming it is too chilly to enjoy the evenings outside anyway, so it doesn't really make that much of a difference to me. How about you?. Enjoy! Ophelia
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This lady that was wearing a tight skirt was waiting at the bus stop to get onto the bus. A bus pulled up and the driver opened the doors. she tried to step up onto the step but her skirt was too tight. So she reached back to unzip and loosen it a little. she tried to step up onto the steps again. But it was still to tight. She reached back and unzipped some more. Tried to step up again and the skirt was still to tight. She tried one more time. She reached back and unzipped some more. And she still couldn,t get up onto the bus. So this man behind her reaches and grabs her by the butt. He gives her a boost onto the bus. She turns around and slaps him and saying "What do you think you are doing." The man says "Well lady, after you unzipped my pants for the third time I thought we were aquainted."
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Good Morning, ! Today is Monday, October 24 Lemon Juice has artificial lemon flavor. Dish Soap has real lemons in it. Neither one tastes good. I think I will save up for a real lemon. Ophelia
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An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall..... A young man walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all different colors: bright green, red, orange, blue and yellow. The old man just stared. Every time the young man looked, the old man was staring. The young man finally said sarcastically, "What's the matter old timer, never done anything wild in your life?" Without batting an eye, the old man replied, "One time, when I was REALLY drunk, I had sex with a peacock. I am wondering if you are my son."
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Good Morning, ! Today is Sunday, October 23 Thanks for trying to vote, but Ezinefinder is not on Webby's servers. Complaining to me or to Dear Webby won't help. Ezinefinder is on some Mac server on the West Coast. You can write to support@cumuli.com, but with their server down, I doubt, that they can receive mail. Just be patient. I am sure they will get it working again soon. Enjoy! Ophelia
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The preacher rose with an angry frown on a red face. "Someone in this congregation has spread an ugly rumor that I belong to the KKK. This is a terrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am shocked and embarrassed and I do not intend to accept this. Now I want the party who started this despicable rumor to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian family!" No one moved. The preacher continued, " Do you not have the nerve to face me and admit that this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression!" Again all was quiet. No one moved. Finally and slowly a gorgeous blonde with a voluptuous figure rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke. "Reverend, I think there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the KKK. I just told a couple of friends you were a wizard under the sheets."
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