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Good Morning, ! Today is Sunday, September 18 Today we had the primary election for the premier of Alberta. Since nobody got over 50%, the top 3 will advance to a second poll on Ocotber 1. They seem to know that the secret to winning here is a minimum of nuisance advertising. That is quite fine by me. I don't have time for TV, and during election times I use AccuRadio over the Internet. Actually, I have to admit, I still got it running from the previous election. It is free, has tons of customizable channels, you can block artists, and ads are very rare. I find it just perfect for background music while working. Enjoy! OpheliaFor more than one joke, plus the day's pictures and movie,
A man picks up a young woman in a bar and convinces her to come back to his hotel. When they are relaxing afterwards, he asks, "Am I the first man you ever made love to?" She looks at him thoughtfully for a second before replying. "You might be," she says. "Your face does look familiar."
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Good Morning, ! Today is Saturday, September 17 It sure is getting windy! Somehow I wound up with two too many lawn chairs. For a while. I sorted them out and put the oldest looking ones near the edge. There is no point in getting greedy. There will be more coming by soon. Enjoy! OpheliaFor more than one joke, plus the day's pictures and movie,
He looked deep into the eyes of the woman he loved and said, "My heart is broken. I saw you with another man yesterday." "Oh don't be silly!" she replied, "That was just my husband, you know there's no one but you."
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Good Morning, ! Today is Friday, September 16 Time to wear a bit of red to show your support for the troops! Visited a friend and saw something quite neat. He has some crabapple trees, four of them, braided together. Two of them are white, the other two are red crabapples. They ripen at different times, and their leaves change color at diffrent times and to different colors. Looks great! Enjoy! OpheliaFor more than one joke, plus the day's pictures and movie,
A tough-looking group of bikers were riding along when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge, so they stopped. The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?" "I'm going to commit suicide," she says. He wants to distract her, so he says the first thing that pops into his head. "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss? At least you go out with a nice memory, eh?" She thinks for a moment and then she gives him a long, deep, lingering kiss. After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous. Why are you committing suicide?" "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."
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Good Morning, ! Today is Thursday, September 15 Sorry about having the same joke twice yesterday. Did anybody notice? I try not to do that, but it can happen, especially with a very trigger-hapy mouse. DearWebby talked me into a five button Explorer mouse years ago, with the thumb buttons on the left side set for copy and paste. The tip of the thumb copies, the ball of the thumb pastes. That part is great, however, if I am reaching for my cup of coffee and accidentally nudge the side of the mouse, it pastes again, what I have pasted last. I'll be more careful. Enjoy! OpheliaFor more than one joke, plus the day's pictures and movie,
It has been determined that having sex before participating in athletic activity, such as a marathon race, does not impair the athlete's performance. In fact, men have known and displayed this for centuries. After sex, they glance at their watches and say, "Oops, gotta run!"
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Good Morning, ! Today is Wednesday, September 14 Enjoy! OpheliaFor more than one joke, plus the day's pictures and movie,
From Will Where's my Wife? This is how you find her. You approach a beautiful woman in the large supermarket and say: "I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?" The woman looks puzzled. "Why talk to me?" she asks. "Because every time I talk to a woman with boobs like yours, my wife appears out of nowhere "
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