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Good Morning, !
Today is Wednesday, Aug 10
This puts into perspective the recent debate in Washington
and how very little was actually accomplished in solving a
big problem.
2011 Federal Budget Deal
Federal Budget: $3,820,000,000,000 (3.82 Trillion)
Income: $2,170,000,000,000 (2.17 Trillion)
New Debt: $1,650,000,000,000 (1.65 Trillion)
Amount Cut: $38,500,000,000 (38.5 Billion)
– abouut 1% of the total budget.
Harry Reid is calling this a "historic amount".
The President said it is a "historic deal".
John Boehner simply said, "We've come to an agreement".
Let's Put This In Perspective.
It helps me to think about these numbers in terms that I can relate to.
Let's remove nine zeroes from those numbers and pretend this
is a monthly household budget for the fictitious Jones family.
Amount of money the Jones`s family spent this month: $3,820
Total income for the Jones`s family this month: $2,170
Amount of new debt added to the credit card this month: $1,650
Outstanding balance on the credit card: $14,271
(This represents the national debt).
So last week, the Jones`s family sat down at the kitchen table and
agreed to cut $38.50 from their monthly budget. A historic amount!
Aren't you impressed?
I know I am in a financial mess, but people kept sending me this
to show me, I am not THAT screwed up.
Which is true. After all, MasterCard wrote that, if I keep paying
as much as I can and not use my (cut up) MasterCard, I will
have it paid off in 67 years.
Unlike the US,
thanks to YOU, ,
I will be debt free long before hell freezes over!
Enjoy
Ophelia
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Urban Professional."
The second guy responded, "I'm a DINK. You know,
Double Income No Kids."
They then asked the woman, "What are you?"
She replied: "I'm a WIFE. You know, Wash, Iron,
Fuck, Etc."
Enjoy!
Ophelia
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Good Morning, ! Today is Tuesday, Aug 9 Isn't it strange, most women think that diabetes is a challenge that affects mostly women, and men are surpised, when they hear about a woman who has it. Yes, it's called a "challenge" now, no longer a killer or disease, because you can fight it and cope with it. Personally, I call it a bloody nuisance. You start the day by drawing blood and testing it. Then you down a handful of pills and eat a breakfast that is "good for you", like half a cup of unsalted and unsweetened and undercooked oatmeal. Everything is limited, except work and exercise. Well, the sky is getting light in the East. I think I'll sneak a quick walk once I send this out, before I hit the bed. Enjoy OpheliaFor more than one joke, plus the day's pictures and movie,
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Having lunch one day, a sex therapist said to her friend, "According to a survey we just completed, ninety percent of all people play with themselves in the shower. Only ten percent of them sing." "Really?" The therapist nodded. "And do you know what song they sing?" The friend shook her head. The therapist said, "I didn't think so."
Today's goofy movie is "Girlfriend Swap". Enjoy! Ophelia
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Good Morning, ! Today is Monday, Aug 8 Today was Rhubarb day at my neighbor Maryann's place. After the middle of August rhubarb has too much oxalic acid, and even though that may help old-timers, one has to be careful with the stuff. So early August we finish the rhubarb. I did mine on Saturday. Sunday was Maryann's, including 52 meal size containers for her mother. Her kids carefully ripped out the stalks, cut the leaves off them and tossed the stalks onto a big orange tarp, where the lawn sprinkler washed them. Then the kids carefully laid the leaves along the skirting of her trailer. They kill the weeds and eliminate the need for weed-whacking along the skirting. There is something mighty powerful in those leaves! We sat on her porch in the wind and cut the stalks into half inch long chunks. Did you know that a milk crate holds exactly 24 meal size containers? Somebody must have considered the users! Enjoy OpheliaFor more than one joke, plus the day's pictures and movie,
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Good Morning, ! Today is Sunday, Aug 7 Life is one fool thing after another where as love is two fool things after each other. --- Oscar Wilde Enjoy OpheliFor more than one joke, plus the day's pictures and movie,
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"I've got to get to the doctor and renew my prescription of birth control pills. I can't afford to get pregnant!" said Rosey to Nina. "But I thought you said your husband had a vasectomy," Nina responded. "He did. That's why I can't afford to get pregnant."
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Good Morning, ! Today is Saturday, Aug 6 Happy Valentines Day In China! For a Love Match, click on Fortune Angel Feng Shui Kau Number Match Matches by Birth Year Western Zodiac Match Matches by Birth Month Chinese Astrology Fast Match Matches by Birth Year, Month and Day Take those matches with a grain of salt. Enjoy OpheliaFor more than one joke, plus the day's pictures and movie,
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