Ophelia Dingbatter's News

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2013
- May
  - She is going to pieces
    05/18/13
  - She is celibate
    05/17/13
  - Boyr or girl?
    05/16/13
  - Good Robot for sale
    05/15/13
  - His balls hung out
    05/14/13
  - Dangerous kiss
    05/13/13
  - Heavier than his balls
    05/12/13
  - Heavier than his balls
    05/12/13
  - Two fingers
    05/08/13
  - He does it for free!
    05/07/13
  - Beards are back
    05/06/13
  - So cute, when they are little
    05/05/13
  - No longer complaining
    05/04/13
  - Cooked Husband
    05/03/13
  - Cooked Husband
    05/03/13
  - Cooked husband
    05/03/13
  - Thinking of a turn-on
    05/02/13
  - She will be all alone until 5
    05/01/13
- April
  - Preacher's Ass
    04/30/13
  - Revival Alternate Option
    04/29/13
  - They all believed that!
    04/28/13
  - They don't use condoms
    04/27/13
  - Get it up for her
    04/26/13
  - Big Chest
    04/25/13
  - Going back in
    04/24/13
  - Sex on the Sabbath
    04/23/13
  - He said:"Cook my sock!"
    04/22/13
  - Is it rain' ?
    04/21/13
  - Bring them in during business hours
    04/20/13
  - She has not been home yet
    04/19/13
  - He does not want some
    04/17/13
  - Dead Smurf
    04/16/13
  - Contagious
    04/15/13
  - Both on top
    04/14/13
  - Beer-Screw
    04/13/13
  - It is a stick-up!
    04/12/13
  - Come this way
    04/11/13
  - Free Love
    04/10/13
  - Nice Try!
    04/09/13
  - Timber from recreational area
    04/08/13
  - Pawned a coat
    04/07/13
  - She will be ready in five
    04/06/13
  - Tell the Queen
    04/03/13
  - Which bird brings No Babies?
    04/02/13
- March
  - Bucked off
    03/31/13
  - This brand of condoms
    03/30/13
  - Shopping for a bra
    03/29/13
  - Butt-Dust
    03/28/13
  - Technocrat
    03/27/13
  - Consolation Prize
    03/26/13
  - Who has the strongest weapon?
    03/25/13
  - House full of screaming kids
    03/24/13
  - At Dawn we ride
    03/23/13
  - When she does it doggie style
    03/22/13
  - Pet him first!
    03/21/13
  - She does not know about it yet!
    03/20/13
  - Not pumping hard
    03/19/13
  - Last Rubber
    03/18/13
  - He just licked the third one
    03/17/13
  - Just once a week for him!
    03/16/13
  - Glory is furtherr up
    03/15/13
  - Not texting
    03/14/13
  - Cat tennis
    03/13/13
  - Karaoke
    03/12/13
  - As willing as the Lady of the house
    03/11/13
  - Is he going to bark?
    03/10/13
  - Selling tickets
    03/09/13
  - What other way is there?
    03/08/13
  - Cook my sock
    03/07/13
  - Not trusting him
    03/06/13
  - He was not at home!
    03/05/13
  - "Yes", but not with you
    03/04/13
  - Short Putt
    03/03/13
  - Lincolns Shot
    03/02/13
  - Burning Rubber
    03/01/13
- February
  - Voodoo Dick
    02/28/13
  - His school days are over
    02/27/13
  - What is stress?
    02/26/13
  - Edible Panties
    02/25/13
  - It is Lent
    02/24/13
  - Crazy Sex
    02/23/13
  - Down the hall
    02/20/13
  - What Bust
    02/19/13
  - SWAP!
    02/18/13
  - Kiss Castro!
    02/17/13
  - Russian Paradise
    02/16/13
  - Never say to a woman
    02/15/13
  - Lick the Lock
    02/14/13
  - She is moving out!
    02/13/13
  - Moron malfunction
    02/12/13
  - Longer cucumbers
    02/11/13
  - Explain to hubby about the Jaws of life
    02/10/13
  - Inflatable Milkmaid
    02/07/13
  - She hasn't got one!
    02/06/13
  - Put your hand inside my bra!
    02/05/13
  - The Fordor incident, that did not happen
    02/04/13
  - Egg timer is broken
    02/03/13
  - Enough of that at the office
    02/02/13
  - John Deere Stump Puller
    02/01/13
- January
  - Near her Begonia
    01/31/13
  - Boomstick Control
    01/30/13
  - Can not cook
    01/29/13
  - Her flavor was Tuna
    01/28/13
  - Drag Racing
    01/27/13
  - Snow in the Caribbeans
    01/26/13
  - Her hidden gifts
    01/25/13
  - Hairy Ethel
    01/24/13
  - Not on a blind date!
    01/23/13
  - Sleeping on top of each other
    01/22/13
  - Future Son In Law
    01/21/13
  - Apply liberally with tongue
    01/20/13
  - Beaver Photos
    01/19/13
  - Screw for your live!
    01/18/13
  - Weekend bed noise
    01/17/13
  - Tender Spender
    01/16/13
  - The Tug won
    01/15/13
  - Wolrd Wide Murder Rates
    01/14/13
  - HIS hands were shaking!
    01/13/13
  - Why did you give him the big one?
    01/12/13
  - No group sex for Southern Ladies
    01/09/13
  - Some sort of escort service
    01/08/13
  - Smaller Bites
    01/07/13
  - Jewish Fly
    01/06/13
  - Beer Statue
    01/05/13
  - Pole Dancers
    01/04/13
  - Fallen Angels
    01/03/13
  - No Thermon
    01/02/13
  - He is watching
    01/01/13
2012
- December
  - Upset Husband
    12/31/12
  - Sexual Harassment Policy
    12/30/12
  - Round and hard
    12/29/12
  - It barked at him!
    12/28/12
  - Pussy Catcher
    12/27/12
  - Not mad at her
    12/26/12
  - He is going to eat her pussy today
    12/25/12
  - Merry Christmas!
    12/24/12
  - Five Bad Bridesmaids
    12/23/12
  - She can give him 60 references
    12/22/12
  - Nope, she's not hiding Santa in there!
    12/21/12
  - Guns versus pickup trucks
    12/20/12
  - More Flowers for her
    12/19/12
  - Vibrator Accident
    12/18/12
  - Practising multiplication
    12/17/12
  - Playing in the shower
    12/16/12
  - Him on top of her
    12/15/12
  - She is pregnant!
    12/14/12
  - Mayor Stubbs
    12/13/12
  - Her mother's orders
    12/12/12
  - New sexual taxation
    12/11/12
  - Fooling her with Golf
    12/10/12
  - Raising her left leg
    12/09/12
  - She took it all off!
    12/08/12
  - Quick-witted woman!
    12/05/12
  - Non-poisonous dick
    12/04/12
  - Unionized Hooker
    12/03/12
  - A Blonde for a day
    12/02/12
  - His turn to shovel
    12/01/12
- November
  - Good girls - bad girls
    11/30/12
  - All he can eat in Intercourse
    11/29/12
  - His wife is better!
    11/28/12
  - Longer soft
    11/27/12
  - Pure of heart
    11/26/12
  - Hot coffee bonus
    11/25/12
  - Husband is coming!
    11/24/12
  - Explains the size of his balls
    11/23/12
  - Wrong side of the bed
    11/22/12
  - Holy Water bath
    11/21/12
  - It's Plywood!
    11/20/12
  - Twinkies recipe
    11/19/12
  - Up or down?
    11/18/12
  - Enthusiastice, boots 'n all f...
    11/17/12
  - Her mind is always working
    11/16/12
  - Wrong hat
    11/15/12
  - She is a cheap dish
    11/14/12
  - Until he started the second time
    11/13/12
  - He screws fairies
    11/12/12
  - He is going to focus
    11/11/12
  - Pittance of Time
    11/10/12
  - She never screws anything on a plane
    11/09/12
  - She beat up a burglar by mistake
    11/08/12
  - Grab him with your bare hands!
    11/05/12
  - Milk him
    11/04/12
  - Shaking in the kitchen
    11/03/12
  - So she stopped reading
    11/02/12
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  - too sleepy to think up a believable excuse
    11/01/12
- October
  - Does he have big balls?
    10/31/12
  - Up and down the courthouse steps
    10/30/12
  - Wait for a camel
    10/29/12
  - Circumcised
    10/28/12
  - Who was HE?
    10/27/12
  - Color of kids
    10/26/12
  - Four Little Animals
    10/25/12
  - She is going to be a horse
    10/24/12
  - Same as her underwear
    10/23/12
  - Nurse in the back seat
    10/22/12
  - Sexual Harassment
    10/21/12
  - Latin Version
    10/20/12
  - It was on her tongue
    10/19/12
  - Escort Service billing
    10/18/12
  - Comparison of religions
    10/17/12
  - He should find a better looking mistress!
    10/16/12
  - Is she his wife?
    10/15/12
  - President is screwing the working class
    10/14/12
  - Divorced Barbie
    10/13/12
  - She is only a ten!
    10/12/12
  - Unzipped
    10/11/12
  - He grabs the boobs
    10/10/12
  - Elderly Affairs
    10/09/12
  - Too Thor
    10/08/12
  - Ass out the window
    10/07/12
  - Scavenger List
    10/06/12
  - He lusted!
    10/04/12
  - Being Awesome takes practise
    10/03/12
  - hand out phone card
    10/02/12
  - Knit or screw?
    10/01/12
- September
  - Never force children to pray!
    09/30/12
  - Little Johnny's own
    09/29/12
  - Wrapped up in film
    09/28/12
  - Reload the pecker!
    09/27/12
  - "ONE at a time!", she yelled
    09/26/12
  - Dingalings
    09/25/12
  - Shortpeckered questioner
    09/24/12
  - You can go further!
    09/23/12
  - Smoked his dick
    09/22/12
  - The girls cleaned the cleric's clock
    09/21/12
  - Ethel's races
    09/20/12
  - Now THAT is a Good Date!
    09/19/12
  - Itchy Bra
    09/18/12
  - Sex doesn't kill you, running aftr it, does!
    09/17/12
  - Banged
    09/16/12
  - He stuck it in!
    09/15/12
  - Find Glory
    09/14/12
  - Pubic Hair Inspector
    09/13/12
  - The Playboy son
    09/12/12
  - Focus both
    09/11/12
  - Working at motels
    09/10/12
  - Zoo or no Zoo, I gotta see this!
    09/09/12
  - He can't swim!
    09/08/12
  - Not finished with her
    09/04/12
  - When will a guy wear pantyhose?
    09/03/12
  - Reverse billed call girl
    09/02/12
  - Old Tuna
    09/01/12
- August
  - Ears not cold
    08/31/12
  - She is reasonable!
    08/30/12
  - The same as with your lover
    08/29/12
  - If his wife finds out, shewill kill him
    08/28/12
  - Two times a week for two months
    08/27/12
  - Did she flunk?
    08/26/12
  - She will give him a Rain Check
    08/25/12
  - She said: Do Me
    08/24/12
  - How do men exercise at the beach?
    08/23/12
  - Speed limit of sex
    08/22/12
  - Wrong side of bed
    08/21/12
  - No rush with Assange
    08/20/12
  - Black Hunters
    08/19/12
  - Hard all day
    08/18/12
  - Irish Lasses fall for that!
    08/17/12
  - Her perfect ass
    08/16/12
  - Noisiest BBQ
    08/15/12
  - Who knocked her up?
    08/14/12
  - She got pregnant without his help
    08/13/12
  - The Go-Between got her pregnant
    08/12/12
  - Being with cheap, wicked women
    08/11/12
  - Toolbox under the seat
    08/10/12
  - The Pumpernickel Secret
    08/09/12
  - Give it to the Marines!
    08/08/12
  - Complimentary Booze
    08/07/12
  - They invented sex
    08/06/12
  - Gruesome
    08/05/12
  - She wants to go along
    08/04/12
  - Using her hand
    08/03/12
  - She puts them back on again
    08/02/12
  - "Oral" exam
    08/01/12
- July
  - Brace yourself!
    07/31/12
  - Teaching her to swim
    07/30/12
  - Rolling her "R's"
    07/29/12
  - Pricked boil or boiled ...?
    07/28/12
  - She is a hooker
    07/27/12
  - Thaw out a bike carburator
    07/26/12
  - Maybe a couple of nurses
    07/24/12
  - Cucumbers are healthy!
    07/23/12
  - His secretary toook care of it
    07/22/12
  - Playing with her boobs
    07/21/12
  - The perfect secretary
    07/20/12
  - Mother is in the bible
    07/19/12
  - He juped out the window
    07/18/12
  - The Boss unplugged
    07/17/12
  - Touchy about his circumcision
    07/16/12
  - What is the Mening of EF and FF?
    07/15/12
  - Sex with a ghost
    07/14/12
  - She is Itchy
    07/13/12
  - Disgrace his family
    07/12/12
  - Pussy Treats
    07/11/12
  - Broken X-Ray glasses
    07/10/12
  - She has a big mouth
    07/09/12
  - Sex Maniac
    07/08/12
  - Worried about his return
    07/07/12
  - This one is YOURS!
    07/06/12
  - Teenage Brace-Lock
    07/05/12
  - Humor: How is your pecker?
    07/04/12
  - Red, White and Blue Jello Firecrackers
    07/03/12
  - He wants a sample
    07/02/12
  - Long Tongues
    07/01/12
- June
  - Off the porch
    06/30/12
  - Better like this?
    06/29/12
  - She wanted his Lifetime Savings
    06/28/12
  - What ceiling?
    06/27/12
  - Fooling around with college girls
    06/26/12
  - History of Migraines
    06/25/12
  - She got scrod
    06/24/12
  - A new way to do it '-)
    06/22/12
  - Strip Down!
    06/21/12
  - Better Twin
    06/20/12
  - Loo at that Pussy!
    06/19/12
  - Sex at seven
    06/18/12
  - The porno channel
    06/17/12
  - Making a puppy instead!
    06/16/12
  - Taking Turns
    06/15/12
  - His hardest part
    06/14/12
  - Lip Placement
    06/13/12
  - The whole finger
    06/12/12
  - What is a headache?
    06/11/12
  - Not many virgins!
    06/10/12
  - Our little souvenir
    06/09/12
  - Swapping positions
    06/08/12
  - Sex on the kitchen table
    06/07/12
  - Hard Licker
    06/06/12
  - Second screwing
    06/05/12
  - She got him by the balls!
    06/04/12
  - Just one or two women at a time, three at the most!
    06/03/12
  - Silly bedclothes
    06/02/12
  - More like her husband
    06/01/12
- May
  - Flame "virus"
    05/31/12
  - Bigger boobs
    05/30/12
  - Count the feet!
    05/29/12
  - She is three weeks overdue!
    05/28/12
  - He got beat up
    05/27/12
  - Hockey Revolutionized
    05/26/12
  - Stud finder
    05/25/12
  - Who the father is
    05/24/12
  - Call from Motel
    05/22/12
  - Lemon cured
    05/21/12
  - Ms Ducktape at the Hookers Convention?
    05/20/12
  - She was a HOT one!!
    05/19/12
  - Better mistress
    05/18/12
  - No Jewish songs
    05/17/12
  - Baby Photographer
    05/16/12
  - Name of the baby
    05/15/12
  - Caught Screwing
    05/14/12
  - Lips Location
    05/13/12
  - Recognize the cock
    05/12/12
  - Smaller Bites
    05/11/12
  - She has been nailed and screwed
    05/10/12
  - Wrong Jacket
    05/09/12
  - Putin on the Ritz
    05/08/12
  - Take it off!
    05/07/12
  - Kiss the cox
    05/06/12
  - Thoughtful Scot
    05/05/12
  - Good For Nothing like dad
    05/04/12
  - Why is sex a three letter word?
    05/03/12
  - Is he a harmonica player?
    05/02/12
  - Virginia Pipalini
    05/01/12
- April
  - He said Hold my cock
    04/30/12
  - Home Improvement
    04/29/12
  - Sex with dead women in Egypt
    04/28/12
  - What Smart Car?
    04/27/12
  - Earth Day Coupon for ink and toner
    04/26/12
  - Needy, not gredy
    04/25/12
  - Stoned with popcorn
    04/24/12
  - The bust (boobie) bus wins
    04/23/12
  - You wanna wank?
    04/22/12
  - No nooner for him
    04/20/12
  - Fun at the Women's Mental Health Clinic
    04/19/12
  - Waiting fur him
    04/18/12
  - Wacky Proposal
    04/17/12
  - Jealous Maid
    04/16/12
  - Fallen Women
    04/15/12
  - He is shaving you
    04/14/12
  - got him by the balls
    04/13/12
  - Whome he got pregnant
    04/12/12
  - Boobs are for Daddy only
    04/11/12
  - Cold hands
    04/10/12
  - Two whales
    04/09/12
  - He will not recover
    04/08/12
  - Hit in the groin
    04/07/12
  - She blindfolds them!
    04/06/12
  - He comes from a wonderful family
    04/05/12
  - She needs an antidote for him
    04/04/12
  - She does not act like she loved him
    04/03/12
  - Fucking Lights
    04/02/12
  - Two women in his bed
    04/01/12
- March
  - Silicone breasts and real hair
    03/31/12
  - Bras and Panties
    03/30/12
  - Bras and panties
    03/30/12
  - No Gentleman either!
    03/29/12
  - Her underwear?
    03/28/12
  - Sex on TV
    03/27/12
  - Woman's Dictionary (What does she mean?)
    03/26/12
  - Fucking is his element
    03/25/12
  - Outhouse Surprise
    03/24/12
  - Three women in a window
    03/23/12
  - He is not a count?
    03/22/12
  - Between her legs
    03/20/12
  - Tuitsburg
    03/19/12
  - He wears girls clothes
    03/18/12
  - Panties are cheap
    03/17/12
  - Like your father
    03/16/12
  - Cold balls
    03/15/12
  - Threesome
    03/14/12
  - Dressed Cock
    03/13/12
  - Bucked Off
    03/12/12
  - Dirty Pictures
    03/11/12
  - Coffee in the Bible
    03/10/12
  - Touched Bottom
    03/09/12
  - She knows his nose
    03/08/12
  - Gun or watch
    03/07/12
  - Guttermind Quiz
    03/06/12
  - Sex for coffee
    03/05/12
  - Superstitious bedmate
    03/04/12
  - She wants two men
    03/03/12
  - Royal Fart
    03/02/12
  - Illegal Immigrant Sex
    03/01/12
- February
  - Nightgown is off
    02/29/12
  - Dirty Piccolo
    02/28/12
  - Focus both ?
    02/27/12
  - He asked her for her phone number
    02/26/12
  - Wonder Bra
    02/25/12
  - his mom is a hooker
    02/23/12
  - Too many women for him
    02/22/12
  - They have murdered
    02/21/12
  - He is going to be repossessed
    02/20/12
  - How we change!
    02/19/12
  - balls in parentheses
    02/18/12
  - The wife has a problem
    02/17/12
  - The second screw
    02/16/12
  - Father of four
    02/15/12
  - Happy Valentines Day!
    02/14/12
  - He sat on it
    02/13/12
  - Losing his friends
    02/12/12
  - She needs a walker
    02/10/12
  - Cut his pecker off
    02/09/12
  - Nothing good to eat
    02/08/12
  - Texas A&M Aircraft Crash
    02/07/12
  - New trick with that thing
    02/06/12
  - When he comes
    02/05/12
  - Moving the pig pen
    02/04/12
  - He learned to ride
    02/03/12
  - Rum Balls
    02/02/12
  - Ate my sister
    02/01/12
- January
  - On the thumb
    01/31/12
  - His stack
    01/30/12
  - She is no gentleman
    01/29/12
  - hands belong on a woman
    01/28/12
  - Put tires on it
    01/27/12
  - No screwing IN the car
    01/26/12
  - Shovel on his ass
    01/25/12
  - disgrace HIS family
    01/24/12
  - Insulted by Mother-In-Law
    01/23/12
  - Midget hairassment
    01/22/12
  - Breast Milk
    01/21/12
  - getting along
    01/20/12
  - Between her boobs
    01/19/12
  - Blow my slippers off!
    01/18/12
  - Morning Sickness / Exotic
    01/17/12
  - Away from home pecker
    01/16/12
  - Blow his fingers off
    01/15/12
  - Love Rats
    01/13/12
  - Not past Mother's House
    01/12/12
  - Scratch yours first?
    01/11/12
  - So many men!
    01/10/12
  - Marines rescue Taliban Sex Slaves
    01/08/12
  - No dentist appointment
    01/07/12
  - Bad Dog!
    01/06/12
  - Dad, how was I born?
    01/02/12
  - Entitlement Crowd
    01/01/12
  - Screwed your mother
    01/01/12
2011
- December
  - A buoy in the blouse
    12/31/11
  - Speech Impediment
    12/30/11
  - Lest they crack up
    12/28/11
  - Nudist's Nose
    12/27/11
  - Look for yours
    12/27/11
  - Harmonica Player
    12/24/11
  - Too observant wife
    12/22/11
  - Not prostitution
    12/20/11
  - Perky Copulator
    12/14/11
  - Not a Happy Hooker
    12/13/11
  - Horny Bastard
    12/12/11
  - Disgrace HIS family
    12/11/11
  - Completre prick
    12/10/11
  - Shoot the dog!
    12/09/11
  - tickled his balls in a special way
    12/08/11
  - Cheap perfume at 3 am
    12/07/11
  - The way that pig squeals!
    12/06/11
  - Needs a bra
    12/05/11
  - Dad gets carried away sometimes
    12/04/11
  - Not pumping hard enough
    12/03/11
  - Mine Sweepers for breast cancer detection
    12/02/11
  - She was not used to it
    12/01/11
- November
  - Don't know any guy THAT big!
    11/30/11
  - Same as with a lover
    11/28/11
  - Lebanese Golf Tournament
    11/27/11
  - Enjoy the vioew!
    11/26/11
  - Make an appointment for her immediately
    11/25/11
  - Free Sex
    11/24/11
  - Hell of a big party
    11/23/11
  - Number 69
    11/22/11
  - Money City Madness
    11/21/11
  - Pinned her down
    11/20/11
  - Money City Madness
    11/19/11
  - Einstein Effect
    11/18/11
  - Everything but the ear rings
    11/17/11
  - Put more men on her
    11/16/11
  - No birds and bees for him!
    11/15/11
  - Paint the kitchen instead
    11/14/11
  - Deliver him from temptation
    11/13/11
  - When he walks into the room...
    11/12/11
  - Will the scar show?
    11/11/11
  - Under the microscope
    11/10/11
  - Forgotten Summer
    11/09/11
  - Achievement of the Occupy Wall Street Flea Baggers
    11/08/11
  - Mob Rule
    11/07/11
  - Turn the cock black, ahem the clock back
    11/06/11
  - Make them feel guilty!
    11/05/11
  - You would not have picked up THAT one
    11/04/11
  - From the way she said "Hello"
    11/03/11
  - He was already in bed, when he got home
    11/02/11
  - Four Animals
    11/01/11
- October
  - Magic Dildo
    10/31/11
  - Escort Service
    10/30/11
  - Godless Display
    10/29/11
  - No uncertain terms
    10/28/11
  - Tall Trees
    10/27/11
  - Hafting to be uproared
    10/26/11
  - Acquainted or not?
    10/25/11
  - Peacock Sex
    10/24/11
  - Under the sheets
    10/23/11
  - 60 minutes of great sex
    10/22/11
  - Aside from profanity, he didn't say anything.
    10/21/11
  - She does not scare him
    10/20/11
  - Ann Coulter
    10/19/11
  - Never an argument
    10/18/11
  - Caring for the Family Jewels
    10/17/11
  - Extra Cleavage
    10/16/11
  - Pretty roses, and lots of them!
    10/15/11
  - Difference between Virginia and West Virginia
    10/14/11
  - Who has HE ?
    10/13/11
  - Sister loves it
    10/12/11
  - Open a few buttons
    10/11/11
  - Sins for glory
    10/10/11
  - Example of fullo version
    10/09/11
  - He remembered!
    10/08/11
  - Cute Angina
    10/07/11
  - Two words: Let Go!
    10/06/11
  - A smooth boy
    10/05/11
  - Talk during loving
    10/04/11
  - She pays him in bed
    10/03/11
  - Does that cost extra?
    10/02/11
  - Not your regular Milk Man
    10/01/11
- September
  - She'll do it for the mitt
    09/30/11
  - Two Broom Jose
    09/29/11
  - Beer Goggles
    09/28/11
  - Rolling R's
    09/27/11
  - House full of kids
    09/26/11
  - Help from TV Repairman
    09/25/11
  - Sexual Exhaustion
    09/24/11
  - Hobosexuality
    09/23/11
  - Two round thingies
    09/22/11
  - Paid the ransom
    09/21/11
  - Lip placement
    09/20/11
  - Baby Bonus
    09/19/11
  - Face does look familiar!
    09/18/11
  - Just her husband
    09/17/11
  - Count them again!
    09/16/11
  - Ooops! Got to run!
    09/15/11
  - With boobs like yours
    09/14/11
  - Is sex work or play?
    09/13/11
  - Lousy Lay
    09/12/11
  - She caught him at it too!
    09/11/11
  - Not impossible
    09/10/11
  - Her maiden name
    09/09/11
  - The mailman found it
    09/08/11
  - He is using my hand
    09/07/11
  - Her phone number
    09/06/11
  - She had two in her bra
    09/05/11
  - Sheep Fries
    09/04/11
  - Phallic Symbol
    09/03/11
  - Chevy Sex
    09/02/11
  - Weighing th mailman
    09/01/11
- August
  - Through the motions
    08/31/11
  - The Alimony!
    08/30/11
  - Not past mother's house!
    08/29/11
  - Then it got noisy in the bedroom!
    08/28/11
  - Scratch yours first
    08/27/11
  - Perils of Senior Dating
    08/26/11
  - Daddy will screw anything!
    08/25/11
  - Work related accident
    08/24/11
  - All he noticed
    08/23/11
  - Lickety Split
    08/22/11
  - When does life begin?
    08/21/11
  - No Thermon
    08/20/11
  - The rest are for your father
    08/19/11
  - She called him "Precious"
    08/18/11
  - No headache tonight!
    08/17/11
  - Expecting the milk man
    08/16/11
  - The piece I want
    08/15/11
  - Magnificent Ass
    08/14/11
  - Knocked up my aunt
    08/13/11
  - Those are Texans
    08/12/11
  - Losing the bet
    08/11/11
  - W.I.F.E.
    08/10/11
  - Singing in the shower
    08/09/11
  - One bobbin
    08/08/11
  - Can't afford to get pregnant
    08/07/11
  - left the panties at the vet
    08/06/11
  - Bra revenge
    08/05/11
  - Horny Bastard
    08/04/11
  - Superstitious bed buddy
    08/03/11
  - Due in September
    08/02/11
  - Hard Nipples
    08/01/11
- July
  - How many men?
    07/31/11
  - Leave it on the porn channel
    07/30/11
  - Not Adultery
    07/29/11
  - She crossed her legs
    07/28/11
  - Dim Light
    07/27/11
  - Not the office party
    07/26/11
  - Asked her for her phone number
    07/25/11
  - Sleep with the maid
    07/24/11
  - Buying mom
    07/23/11
  - More comfortable on the back seat
    07/22/11
  - Skunked!
    07/21/11
  - Vibrator shorted out
    07/20/11
  - Birthday Czar
    07/19/11
  - Not pumping hard enough
    07/18/11
  - How about some foreplay?
    07/17/11
  - Teaching your sister
    07/16/11
  - How often is Semi-Annually ?
    07/15/11
  - Cheap Perfume
    07/14/11
  - Small world, isn't it?
    07/13/11
  - She is stagnant
    07/12/11
  - Eat the slowest
    07/11/11
  - Friendly advice
    07/10/11
  - His wife won twice!
    07/09/11
  - Babysitter is pregnant now
    07/08/11
  - Ten times the size
    07/07/11
  - Will the scar show?
    07/06/11
  - Cure for cold
    07/05/11
  - Stuck to the ceiling
    07/04/11
  - A bale of hay would be appropriate
    07/01/11
- June
  - A Dollar's Worth
    06/30/11
  - Too low cut
    06/29/11
  - Smelly Purse
    06/28/11
  - Too old for both
    06/27/11
  - Cleavage Phone
    06/26/11
  - Catch A Purse
    06/25/11
  - Hold my beer!
    06/24/11
  - You are holding one!
    06/23/11
  - Doing 69 in a 35 zone
    06/22/11
  - Deep, dark, secret
    06/21/11
  - Unscrew People
    06/20/11
  - Husband should not have to wait in line
    06/19/11
  - Some sort of escort service
    06/18/11
  - Just a reflection
    06/17/11
  - What to do with the body?
    06/16/11
  - Ass too high, run too fast
    06/15/11
  - Medical Painters
    06/14/11
  - She is going to kill her hubby
    06/13/11
  - the babysitter's teeth
    06/12/11
  - Vasectomy years ago
    06/11/11
  - Contact Sarah
    06/10/11
  - End of Skype
    06/09/11
  - Make it last an hour
    06/08/11
  - On the skylight
    06/07/11
  - Two pounds of Silicone
    06/06/11
  - She is a cheap dish, but good
    06/05/11
  - Aphrodesiacs
    06/04/11
  - Too many kids
    06/03/11
  - Mom and uncle
    06/02/11
  - Wool on his zipper
    06/01/11
- May
  - The wife did it!
    05/31/11
  - The Birds and Bees speech
    05/30/11
  - Enough for a quickie
    05/29/11
  - Arnold's misunderstanding
    05/28/11
  - Not a perfect man
    05/27/11
  - See your nuts
    05/26/11
  - Lost the Irish Vote!
    05/25/11
  - Let's smoke this shit!
    05/24/11
  - It is possible for a man
    05/23/11
  - End of the world
    05/22/11
  - Starting to twitch
    05/21/11
  - Ooha-ooha, ooha-ooha!
    05/20/11
  - Arnold Schwarzenegger's Media blitz
    05/19/11
  - Gussied Up Tree
    05/18/11
  - Before and after marriage
    05/17/11
  - Press here and there
    05/16/11
  - First one to believe me!
    05/15/11
  - One more shake!
    05/14/11
  - According to the bible
    05/13/11
  - Not the maid!
    05/12/11
  - She is cheating on us!
    05/11/11
  - Suck them dry!
    05/10/11
  - Then we both win!
    05/09/11
  - It helps me sleep at night
    05/08/11
  - At least he got laid
    05/07/11
  - The garter is proof!
    05/06/11
  - Never by a doctor
    05/05/11
  - Best piece of ash
    05/04/11
  - Going to kill my husband!
    05/03/11
  - 6" long and has two nuts
    05/02/11
  - Lick it and stick it!
    05/01/11
- April
  - Jump on it!
    04/30/11
  - Eerie Silence
    04/29/11
  - White House Forgery revealed!
    04/28/11
  - She does not make him feel scared
    04/27/11
  - Until the SWAT team showed up
    04/26/11
  - They have Crystal Balls
    04/25/11
  - Eatontown
    04/24/11
  - Crazy Habit
    04/23/11
  - Under our bed
    04/22/11
  - All your bad habits
    04/21/11
  - No Saddle
    04/20/11
  - Her squirrel has not cracked as many nuts as mine has
    04/19/11
  - The Rabbi's wife
    04/18/11
  - Holding an erection
    04/17/11
  - Screamer or a moaner
    04/16/11
  - Act like you ladies
    04/15/11
  - Found her in bed with me
    04/14/11
  - Blonde Logic
    04/13/11
  - On Blueberry Hill
    04/12/11
  - A man's undivided attention
    04/11/11
  - Let Go!
    04/10/11
  - Ophelia Housing Development
    04/09/11
  - Let him play!
    04/08/11
  - Not Lickety-Split
    04/07/11
  - Pants like that
    04/06/11
  - Get bucked
    04/04/11
  - Try going alone
    04/03/11
  - A quart low
    04/02/11
  - Nobe Peace Price for Gadafi
    04/01/11
- March
  - Go Dutch
    03/31/11
  - Babysitter's teeth
    03/30/11
  - School Days Are Over
    03/29/11
  - Elks in town
    03/28/11
  - Scaring the hell out of college students
    03/27/11
  - Dancing with everyone
    03/26/11
  - Morning Dew
    03/25/11
  - Smart Car
    03/24/11
  - NOT Raised in Texas
    03/23/11
  - Lets try this again!
    03/22/11
  - House full of kids
    03/21/11
  - Going to kidnap DearWebby
    03/04/11
  - Wisconsin Fleabaggers
    03/03/11
  - Zenga-Zenga
    03/02/11
  - Black balls
    03/01/11
- February
  - Little girl
    02/28/11
  - He doesn't care if she is crazy
    02/27/11
  - Finally Revealed!
    02/26/11
  - Shot another golf
    02/25/11
  - Gaddafi and bodyguards
    02/24/11
  - Last one out was a duck
    02/23/11
  - Lip placement
    02/22/11
  - We could eat one
    02/21/11
  - Internet access in Lybia
    02/20/11
  - Pirated sailboat location
    02/19/11
  - Terrific Mustache
    02/18/11
  - Why do you ontinue to do it?
    02/17/11
  - asked her for her phone number
    02/16/11
  - A girl can take a hint
    02/15/11
  - Not such a big boob
    02/14/11
  - have to take every precaution
    02/13/11
  - The real story about Chris Lee
    02/11/11
  - And the men are grinning
    02/10/11
  - She wants to eat first
    02/09/11
  - Fido Net
    02/08/11
  - Your wife is better
    02/07/11
  - Runs fast again!
    02/06/11
  - Then what are you afraid of?
    02/05/11
  - Has it got a tongue in it?
    02/04/11
  - Where the girls are
    02/03/11
  - Until he gets used to it
    02/02/11
  - Looked her up and down
    02/01/11
- January
  - Mother is not trying to lay me
    01/31/11
  - Dangerous bra
    01/30/11
  - He has a Purple Heart on
    01/29/11
  - How you measured
    01/28/11
  - Hasn't had a headache in years!
    01/27/11
  - whacked him with a shovel
    01/26/11
  - Balloon Girl
    01/25/11
  - Must be the way I am walking!
    01/24/11
  - Needs good cash
    01/23/11
  - won't tell you who the father is
    01/22/11
  - Sticks his head in the fence
    01/21/11
  - Most common marriage proposal
    01/20/11
  - That's when he ran like hell
    01/19/11
  - The Last Deal
    01/18/11
  - What is his number?
    01/17/11
  - Scaring the crap out of college students
    01/16/11
  - Tossing for position
    01/15/11
  - Urge to screw in the mud
    01/14/11
  - Not a Liberal truck
    01/13/11
  - But I am your husband!, he says.
    01/12/11
  - The torpedo missed!
    01/11/11
  - On a horse, in a raging thunderstorm
    01/10/11
  - Checking my p-mail
    01/09/11
  - Other girls go mmmmmmh
    01/08/11
  - Really got screwed!
    01/07/11
  - Weighing the mail man
    01/06/11
  - Homeland Security Stats
    01/05/11
  - Hurts like hell
    01/04/11
  - Wife won twice!
    01/03/11
  - legs spread far apart
    01/02/11
  - No Balls
    01/01/11
2010
- December
  - Sidetrack Hubby for a while
    12/31/10
  - You bet, I am, Ma'am!
    12/30/10
  - Is it in?
    12/29/10
  - Get it in cider
    12/28/10
  - No double-dating
    12/27/10
  - Wouldn't YOU get mad too?
    12/26/10
  - Caught screwing?
    12/25/10
  - Bet your ass
    12/24/10
  - Santa's Pussies
    12/23/10
  - Horny bastard
    12/22/10
  - Button up my shirt
    12/21/10
  - An occasional piece
    12/20/10
  - Both on top
    12/19/10
  - Big mess when they thaw out
    12/16/10
  - Either way, you will get screwed!
    12/15/10
  - Just a windbag
    12/14/10
  - Obama greets the Nation, Putin sings
    12/13/10
  - Not from Idaho
    12/12/10
  - Back to the barracks!
    12/11/10
  - Get the smile off my face
    12/10/10
  - Clip his nails
    12/09/10
  - Don't your ears ever get cold?
    12/08/10
  - Wife doesn't know it yet!
    12/07/10
  - I'll alter him!
    12/06/10
  - Anywhere near the river
    12/05/10
  - Spit them out!
    12/04/10
  - Stiff joints
    12/03/10
  - The dog will miss you!
    12/02/10
  - A few shots of draft
    12/01/10
- November
  - Getting boobies too!
    11/30/10
  - Griping about groping
    11/29/10
  - Buttoned up too high
    11/28/10
  - Mixed emotions
    11/27/10
  - Not even a member!
    11/26/10
  - A little head
    11/25/10
  - Had to pull him by the ears to make him come
    11/24/10
  - Pray for endurance!
    11/23/10
  - Count the coins!
    11/22/10
  - I'll be ready!
    11/21/10
  - 14 inches from her blouse
    11/20/10
  - White whiskers
    11/19/10
  - Wife found out
    11/18/10
  - Kids kicked out of school for boobies bracelet
    11/17/10
  - Then we DON'T go fishing!
    11/16/10
  - You my as well finish
    11/15/10
  - Twooney
    11/14/10
  - Dirty Pictures
    11/13/10
  - Hard Disk Woman
    11/12/10
  - Get the top off!
    11/11/10
  - Abnormal lover function
    11/10/10
  - Open the door in your nighty
    11/09/10
  - Bonnie Lass
    11/08/10
  - Jewish Fly
    11/06/10
  - From the other side!
    11/05/10
  - With it hanging out
    11/04/10
- October
  - Short enough to keep it interesting
    10/27/10
  - Elegant Thunder
    10/26/10
  - We would have an orgy!
    10/25/10
  - Behave like a rabbit
    10/24/10
  - Return of the soldiers
    10/23/10
  - Reloaded
    10/22/10
  - Next merit badge
    10/21/10
  - Key for my apartment
    10/20/10
  - Force of habit
    10/19/10
  - Should never race again!
    10/18/10
  - I'm willing, let's go!, she said
    10/17/10
  - It dawned on me, what she meant
    10/16/10
  - Haven't come this way before
    10/15/10
  - Don't ask - Don't Tell a yawner?
    10/14/10
  - Oh, Underwear!
    10/02/10
  - the sexiest woman I ever laid LIES on
    10/01/10
- September
  - Punk hair style
    09/30/10
  - That's a hard one!
    09/29/10
  - Too drunk to sing
    09/28/10
  - You will never be afraid again!
    09/27/10
  - Illegal Immigrant Sex
    09/26/10
  - Weighing the mailman
    09/25/10
  - Turn off the light
    09/24/10
  - He is going to live forever
    09/23/10
  - Lipstick Remover
    09/22/10
  - It has my husband upset
    09/21/10
  - Do something sexy to a tractor
    09/20/10
  - Her boobs light up
    09/19/10
  - Spanking is out of the question
    09/18/10
  - Impeach the teleprompter?
    09/17/10
  - It still hurts
    09/16/10
  - Troubled by indecent thoughts
    09/15/10
  - Face looks familiar
    09/14/10
  - Getting a second opinion
    09/13/10
  - Not MY sisters!
    09/12/10
  - Keep the kids out
    09/11/10
  - Useless in a fight
    09/10/10
  - offered two jobs already
    09/09/10
  - not feel guilty and depressed afterwards
    09/08/10
  - Between the screwing and the kissing
    09/07/10
  - So you are single?
    09/06/10
  - Out of the closet with his hands up
    09/05/10
  - She would bust my skull!
    09/04/10
  - Brown or Navy?
    09/03/10
  - Not many unicorns
    09/02/10
  - Let HIS mother worry!
    09/01/10
- August
  - Don't have a headache
    08/31/10
  - Out this late
    08/30/10
  - Clucking FUE
    08/29/10
  - Illegal Immigration
    08/28/10
  - breathalyzer again
    08/27/10
  - Professor finally got it up!
    08/26/10
  - Really chilled the mood
    08/25/10
  - Licked the third one
    08/24/10
  - No clothes
    08/23/10
  - Go for a hike
    08/22/10
  - Pastafarians
    08/21/10
  - Her clothes arrived!
    08/20/10
  - I'll treat you right!
    08/19/10
  - Athletic facilities
    08/18/10
  - Never left his side
    08/17/10
  - When daddy goes out of town
    08/16/10
  - Trust me, Sir!
    08/15/10
  - Smoreplay
    08/14/10
  - Cover the organ
    08/13/10
  - Waffle bedded
    08/12/10
  - Close enough, you win!
    08/11/10
  - Virginity for sale
    08/10/10
  - Don't stay late at the office
    08/09/10
  - What is so exciting about a period?
    08/08/10
  - Whenever you need the cash
    08/07/10
  - have not been home yet
    08/06/10
  - Cultural Differences
    08/05/10
  - In a phone booth, during a thunderstorm
    08/04/10
  - Like Mommy
    08/03/10
  - Coming through
    08/02/10
  - Best friends must part
    08/01/10
- July
  - Licking his eyebrows
    07/31/10
  - If a man strays
    07/30/10
  - Head Cleaner
    07/29/10
  - If I don't get wet during lunch hour
    07/28/10
  - Person on his weapon
    07/27/10
  - She screamed for six hours
    07/26/10
  - Caught you at it, too!
    07/25/10
  - We need more trees!
    07/24/10
  - Learner's Permit
    07/23/10
  - A little blackmail on the side
    07/22/10
  - From husbands to wives
    07/21/10
  - About that white kid!
    07/20/10
  - Pray for endurance!
    07/19/10
  - Preparing for revolution
    07/18/10
  - Fight like a man!
    07/17/10
  - The Rules
    07/16/10
  - Everything but my earrings
    07/15/10
  - Moon the piano
    07/14/10
  - Thickening your gravy
    07/13/10
  - Doing 69 in a 50-mph zone
    07/12/10
  - Temporary Insanity
    07/11/10
  - Taper off gradually
    07/10/10
  - How you load those things
    07/09/10
  - Try a different position!
    07/08/10
  - Without men
    07/07/10
  - Stance is too wide
    07/06/10
  - Oral part
    07/05/10
  - Surfing a moose
    07/04/10
  - Back to the laboratory
    07/03/10
  - Licking Frog
    07/02/10
  - Some with ducks!
    07/01/10
- June
  - Oh, Yes, you are going to!
    06/30/10
  - Superstitious?
    06/29/10
  - She might try to repossess me!
    06/28/10
  - Sitting on the cat
    06/27/10
  - It makes me fart during sex
    06/26/10
  - Enlightening Experience
    06/25/10
  - If you came second for a change
    06/24/10
  - Have you read Marx?
    06/23/10
  - Upstairs!, she said.
    06/22/10
  - Went with the biggest
    06/21/10
  - Father's Day Special
    06/20/10
  - Teamwork
    06/20/10
  - No Platform Shoes
    06/19/10
  - Didn't know you are a cop
    06/18/10
  - in your own blouse
    06/17/10
  - She faked it!
    06/16/10
  - Now it is the Box Office
    06/15/10
  - if you explain the five kids!
    06/14/10
  - Thong bikini
    06/13/10
  - Taking pictures for his blog
    06/12/10
  - Go ahead and take it out
    06/11/10
  - Before or during sex
    06/10/10
  - When my wife had whooping cough
    06/09/10
  - so I won't feel guilty and depressed afterward
    06/08/10
  - Nice and warm
    06/07/10
  - He knew she did not trust him
    06/06/10
  - Get more flowers
    06/05/10
  - I go wild and crazy
    06/04/10
  - Colonel bark
    06/03/10
  - Until we get it right
    06/02/10
  - And my thermos!
    06/01/10
- May
  - Fornication
    05/31/10
  - Don't ask me!
    05/30/10
  - A hole behind you
    05/29/10
  - Dictate good
    05/28/10
  - From "Oh God!" to "Hi God!"
    05/27/10
  - Legal movie downloads
    05/26/10
  - On the wrong bus
    05/25/10
  - At the back of the barn
    05/24/10
  - A Miss is as good as a mile
    05/23/10
  - Glibido: All talk - no action
    05/22/10
  - Knowing the difference
    05/21/10
  - What part of Lesbia are you from?
    05/20/10
  - Got the wife on Lager
    05/19/10
  - Don't want to take THAT chance!
    05/18/10
  - Goatee question
    05/17/10
  - Boiled in syrup
    05/16/10
  - What's your excuse?
    05/15/10
  - She Loves it!
    05/14/10
  - Speed Limit of Sex
    05/13/10
  - Last Blow Job
    05/12/10
  - Feed him and lay him
    05/11/10
  - A couple hours playing first
    05/10/10
  - Not enough time for adultery
    05/09/10
  - ...unless you are too tired
    05/08/10
  - Soccer ball for blind athletes
    05/07/10
  - Bucked Off
    05/06/10
  - My next merit badge
    05/05/10
  - Could not resist
    05/04/10
  - Cartwheels on the way to the altar
    05/03/10
  - Cunnjing Linguist
    05/02/10
  - Bertha has seniority
    05/01/10
- April
  - Seriously bad breath
    04/30/10
  - The real father
    04/29/10
  - The mail man did!
    04/28/10
  - Chrome Dildo
    04/27/10
  - Got laid, though.
    04/26/10
  - wii Exercise
    04/25/10
  - They would think we were dancing!
    04/24/10
  - The same drunk
    04/23/10
  - I think I discovered one more way!
    04/22/10
  - With all the others I was awake!
    04/21/10
  - He now has a back door, where there wasn't one before.
    04/20/10
  - Time for a beer
    04/19/10
  - Going to blow his mind.
    04/18/10
  - Not plugged in yet
    04/17/10
  - Squeezed the canary into my tea
    04/16/10
  - Blowing it for fourty years
    04/15/10
  - I remember taking my shirt off
    04/14/10
  - Play that game again
    04/13/10
  - A Miss is as good as a mile
    04/12/10
  - brushing the maid's teeth
    04/11/10
  - Just between my big toes
    04/10/10
  - Occasional piece in the livingroom
    04/09/10
  - Londonish
    04/08/10
  - How are you going to pay him?
    04/07/10
  - What the duck!?
    04/06/10
  - Blow my slippers off
    04/05/10
  - hit his balls, both of them
    04/04/10
  - Spreads her and licks her
    04/03/10
  - Then we are boh dead!
    04/02/10
  - in OUR bed
    04/01/10
- March
  - She could not reach quite that far.
    03/31/10
  - on her knees in the front yard
    03/30/10
  - That's the way to love them!
    03/29/10
  - Why do you scream?
    03/28/10
  - Hormone Therapy
    03/27/10
  - Spit them out!
    03/26/10
  - Anti Tailgating
    03/25/10
  - Same doctor
    03/24/10
  - Still a bit Thor
    03/23/10
  - But I have sat on it!
    03/22/10
  - Prefer a comfortable bed or couch
    03/21/10
  - Who drives you to the beach?
    03/20/10
  - teacher sat down and cried
    03/19/10
  - How often do I have to bring her in?
    03/18/10
  - Finnegan's Wake
    03/17/10
  - get the taste out of his mouth
    03/16/10
  - Prick his finger
    03/15/10
  - OUR Bed
    03/14/10
  - He is not even a member!
    03/13/10
  - Mother, I know all about sex
    03/12/10
  - Too early to get up
    03/11/10
  - Pull him by the ears
    03/10/10
  - He's downtown playing poker with you
    03/09/10
  - Waiting for the second "Gotcha"
    03/07/10
  - wife won twice last week
    03/06/10
  - I ain't been home yet!
    03/05/10
  - I was coming down to kill you
    03/04/10
  - We are riding on a girl's bike
    03/03/10
  - Then we don't go fishing
    03/02/10
  - he doesn't install babies
    03/01/10
- February
  - You shot the wife!
    02/28/10
  - I'll give you both of them!
    02/27/10
  - Russian Cell Phones
    02/26/10
  - Licking his balls
    02/25/10
  - How's yer pecker?
    02/24/10
  - You will never be afraid again!
    02/23/10
  - Condom Convention
    02/22/10
  - Tit for Tat
    02/21/10
  - Magic Dildo
    02/20/10
  - She really got screwed
    02/19/10
  - It has stopped me!
    02/18/10
  - Birth Control Pill
    02/16/10
  - Wide Ass Turns
    02/15/10
  - Temper Tantrums are more fun
    02/14/10
  - If I can catch you
    02/13/10
  - She'd have to use a candle
    02/12/10
  - As long as hubby doesn't find out
    02/11/10
  - Quite an orgy!
    02/09/10
  - In this guy's mustache again
    02/08/10
  - Banging her boyfriend
    02/07/10
  - in your own shirt!
    02/06/10
  - if you had bigger boobs
    02/06/10
  - They don't have a clucking fue!
    02/05/10
  - Hold on to these two
    02/03/10
  - Man was finished after that
    02/02/10
  - Funny Bubbles
    02/01/10
- January
  - One button more than absolutely necessary
    01/31/10
  - Jumping on the couch
    01/30/10
  - she farted and flew out the window
    01/29/10
  - unzipped my fly three times
    01/29/10
  - just licked the last one
    01/27/10
  - Tossing a coin for position
    01/26/10
  - the dumber he got
    01/26/10
  - Nudist Colony
    01/25/10
  - Let him sandpaper HIS!
    01/24/10
  - Maybe upgrade your boyfriend?
    01/23/10
  - Unless you are too tired
    01/22/10
  - Bushes at the back of the church
    01/21/10
  - Surely, that must be a mistake!
    01/20/10
  - Petting my popsicle
    01/18/10
  - thought you said 'GOATS'
    01/17/10
  - She made me a much better offer
    01/16/10
  - Nothing for the bridesmaid?
    01/15/10
  - And your daughter twice!
    01/14/10
  - To keep the kids out
    01/13/10
  - what was her maiden name?
    01/12/10
  - Your face, or mine?
    01/11/10
  - plenty of other sexual positions
    01/10/10
  - Brothel Sprout
    01/09/10
  - How to spella Mississippi
    01/08/10
  - Sex is not the answer - sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.
    01/07/10
  - Sorry, I was expecting the milkman
    01/06/10
  - but I'm their real mother!
    01/05/10
  - Plumb crazy erver since
    01/04/10
  - Just with your wife!
    01/03/10
  - cause I ain't never been 'bolted'
    01/02/10
  - "I don't mind lies, but if he ever tells the truth, I'll break his neck," she answered.
    01/01/10
2009
- December
  - Tonight's the night!
    12/31/09
  - In Arkansas", Betty-Sue replies, "that doesn't matter.
    12/30/09
  - Just between my two big toes
    12/29/09
  - with pleasure, it would be $300
    12/28/09
  - This is the part where me and the milkman usually get bucked off
    12/27/09
  - She has been down twice already
    12/26/09
  - it's much harder to be a virgin than it is to be an angel
    12/25/09
  - an occasional piece in the living room
    12/24/09
  - because at 69 you have to turn around
    12/23/09
  - We couldn't find my panties, and his teeth were in them!
    12/22/09
  - None of the guys complained
    12/21/09
  - How do you make it last an hour?
    12/20/09
  - Under OUR bed
    12/19/09
  - He got to spend the night
    12/18/09
  - it's not filthy, if you shower first
    12/17/09
  - Then I would have no siren!
    12/16/09
  - Probably until my girlfriend dies
    12/15/09
  - All the dirty pictures
    12/14/09
  - To see who got caught at it
    12/13/09
  - She gave me change!
    12/12/09
  - The rules are: No Hands!
    12/11/09
  - Here, Kitty, Kitty!
    12/10/09
  - Head Nurse
    12/09/09
  - Pasta Sex
    12/08/09
  - This is a job for Mama
    12/07/09
  - She rolled over and played dead.
    12/06/09
  - get the hiccups when I screw in that position
    12/05/09
  - Between the kissing and the screwing
    12/04/09
  - No Ma'am, your thinking of 'blowjob
    12/03/09
  - What a beautiful sentiment!
    12/02/09
  - Their pricks are exactly the same size
    12/01/09
- November
  - Heavy psychedelics
    11/30/09
  - Do you want two lanes or four on that stupid bridge?
    11/29/09
  - She was not selected for the jury
    11/28/09
  - the stewardess button will NOT turn the stewardess on.
    11/27/09
  - hat check girl puts out
    11/26/09
  - scared the crap out of them
    11/25/09
  - I lost you to Bubba
    11/24/09
  - Because you're practising on my popsicle
    11/23/09
  - The doctor is next door
    11/22/09
  - Apply liberally with tongue
    11/21/09
  - Dirty, little bastard
    11/20/09
  - Really making love down there
    11/19/09
  - All over your porch!
    11/18/09
  - Classmate's rear
    11/17/09
  - Hiding in a refrigerator
    11/16/09
  - How much for all night?
    11/15/09
  - That's why I can't afford to get pregnant
    11/14/09
  - Scrote
    11/13/09
  - A Swallow
    11/12/09
  - Blowing it for 40 years
    11/11/09
  - Two with meatballs, two without
    11/10/09
  - How do you give Shoulders?
    11/09/09
  - Oral part of the exam
    11/08/09
  - Beer Belly
    11/07/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter news: Blind Date
    11/05/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter News: Untanned Line
    11/04/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter News: On the front lawn
    11/03/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter News: Headache like at home
    11/02/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter News: She's going to have puppies!
    11/01/09
- October
  - Opelia Dingbatter News: Wrong bus
    10/31/09
  - Humor: Positive Thinking
    10/30/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter News: Sex or golf
    10/29/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter News: Blow him up
    10/28/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter News: Tweak his balls
    10/27/09
  - OPhelia Dingbatter News: No pool here
    10/26/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter News: Saint Finger is shaking his Peter at you!
    10/25/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter News: Escort Service
    10/24/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter News: "Better Than Sex Cake."
    10/23/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter News: She faked it
    10/22/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News: I thought you said 'where'
    10/21/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter News: Up to my boobs
    10/20/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter news: W.I.F.E.
    10/19/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter news: With her sister
    10/18/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter News: Before the Big Bang
    10/17/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter News: 500 men in 7 days
    10/16/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter news: Undo those knots!
    10/15/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter news: Stoned to death
    10/14/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter News: Hickory dickory dock
    10/13/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter News: Technical Bastard
    10/12/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter news: Don't wait up
    10/11/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter News: Norvegian Special
    10/10/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter News: naked man in closet
    10/09/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter News: The mailman found it
    10/08/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter News: Fidel Castro
    10/07/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter News: The Pope was too
    10/06/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter News: Clock farted
    10/05/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter News: The beach screamed
    10/04/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatters News: Crushed barmaid
    10/03/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter News: Kiss Castro
    10/02/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatters News: How wrong he is!
    10/01/09
- September
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News: Splitting Back Ache
    09/30/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News: Good Date
    09/29/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News: Deaf Pilot
    09/28/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News: Same Service
    09/27/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News: What is a headache?
    09/26/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News: before marriage and after marriage
    09/25/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News: Mailes the picture
    09/24/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News: Air Farts
    09/23/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News: Weighing the handyman
    09/22/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News: Not such a long time ago
    09/21/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News: Her hubby is pretty upset!
    09/20/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News: He fell off
    09/19/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News: Not warehouses
    09/18/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News: They have a date
    09/17/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News: suck 'em dry
    09/16/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News: New form of greeting
    09/15/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News: Cocky motorcycle maintenance
    09/14/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's news: Shower first
    09/13/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News: Canon on a tripod
    09/12/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News: Not This Time
    09/11/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News: a bit chunky
    09/10/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News: The tips will be great!
    09/09/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News: Not all at the same time!
    09/08/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News: Trouble swallowing
    09/07/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News: Galahad was speechless.
    09/06/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News: Got bucked off
    09/05/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's Newa: and I get on top!
    09/04/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News: New hat
    09/03/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News: New cake diet
    09/02/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News: Straight, straight, curly
    09/01/09
- August
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's news: The dishes!
    08/31/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News: Who said he wanted to?
    08/30/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News: Four score and ten
    08/29/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News: Cat got your tongue?
    08/28/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News: Boys and their toys
    08/27/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News: All my other suitors
    08/26/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News: get in line
    08/25/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News: Cracked more nuts
    08/24/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News: Rescue Me
    08/23/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News: Two job offers already
    08/22/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News: Hark, the cannons roar
    08/21/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News: Pictrues to post on the net
    08/20/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News: Popped out in shock
    08/19/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News: Buy me dinner
    08/18/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News: He caught her last time
    08/17/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News: Ends up the same way
    08/16/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News: A quarter in
    08/15/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News: TackleBox
    08/14/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News: Facebook OOPS
    08/13/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News: In my car, not hers
    08/12/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News: Too early to get up
    08/11/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News: Top down in the rain
    08/10/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News: Just one quart
    08/09/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News: Will be soon
    08/08/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News: Getoff and Stayoff
    08/07/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News: On that dresser
    08/06/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News: Six tricks
    08/05/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News: Smart Car Crunch
    08/04/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News: Wife is against it
    08/03/09
  - Opheia Dingbatter's News: Strange Sex Laws
    08/02/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News: New element
    08/01/09
- July
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's news: whole shovel full
    07/31/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News: Honk for you
    07/30/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News: Again and again
    07/29/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News: Stuck to the ceiling
    07/28/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News: Seeing a psychiatrist
    07/27/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News: Lipstick is hanging out
    07/26/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News: Braille
    07/25/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News:
    07/24/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News: Saint Finger
    07/23/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News: TV position
    07/22/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News: Spanglish
    07/21/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News: Got your ears
    07/20/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News: Copper key
    07/19/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News: Danced with the bear
    07/18/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News: Better than pork
    07/17/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News: Doing 69
    07/16/09
  - Ophelia Dingbattrer's News: Place to put one
    07/15/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter' News: Attitude Plus
    07/14/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News: Camping tips
    07/13/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News: And my Thermos
    07/12/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News: Step on it
    07/11/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News: No siren
    07/10/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News: United breaks guitars
    07/09/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News: Wouold be dead now
    07/08/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's Newsletter: Without bloomers on
    07/07/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News: Then all heaven broke loose
    07/06/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News: Closed the curtains
    07/05/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News: Job for Mama
    07/04/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News: Yes, Yes!
    07/03/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News: Wee Stump Inn
    07/02/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News: Happy Canada Day!
    07/01/09
- June
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News: Save Paper, listen to Al Gore instead
    06/30/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News: Camel Ride
    06/29/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News: Message Parlour
    06/28/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News: Boat doe not leave till tomorrow
    06/27/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News: married for the money
    06/26/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News: Preacher's Ass
    06/25/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News: Looks cute on you
    06/24/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News: Then he can walk!
    06/23/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News: Luke 14:10
    06/22/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News: Women's English
    06/21/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News:Small World
    06/20/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News: Never objected
    06/19/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News: Surprised Mother In Law
    06/18/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News: pick up guys with cars
    06/17/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News: Wedding Fight
    06/16/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News: High Side
    06/15/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News: Tonight is the night!
    06/14/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News: Could lead to dancing
    06/13/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatters News: Mom's New Office
    06/12/09
  - Ophelia dingbatter's News: Is this a record?
    06/11/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News: Whisper
    06/10/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News: Flatbush
    06/09/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News: Don't stop just yet
    06/08/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News: Occasional Piece
    06/07/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's news: Fasten 8
    06/06/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News: won't bother you all night
    06/05/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News: Wired for 220
    06/04/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News: Mustang Ranch
    06/03/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News: Got any cookies
    06/02/09
  - Opheia Dingbatter's News: Never been bolted
    06/01/09
- May
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News: Same rake
    05/31/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News: Suite 16
    05/30/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News: Only when it rains
    05/29/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News: Good Grammar or good taste?
    05/28/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News: Mad Cow
    05/27/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News: Oh, Waura, it was wousy!
    05/25/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News: Name Change
    05/24/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News: You don't have to get up
    05/23/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News: Recommended by the Bishop
    05/22/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News: Shot the neighbor's wife
    05/21/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News: From memory
    05/20/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News: Sex by strobe
    05/19/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News: Broke it's neck
    05/18/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News: What he hears
    05/17/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News, may 16: what weevil lurks in the shorts of men
    05/16/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News, may 15: Not from our village
    05/15/09
  - Ophelia Dingbattrer's News, May 14: New Hat
    05/14/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News, May 13: Bedthrasher
    05/13/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News.May 12: Boots that fit
    05/12/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News, May 11: Rindercella
    05/11/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News, May 10: Indecent Thoughts
    05/10/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News, May 9: Bucket and anvil
    05/09/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News, may 8: Chinese Torture
    05/08/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News, may 7/09
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  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News, May 6: Following you
    05/06/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News, May 5: Blind Man
    05/05/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News, May 4: Reconstruct
    05/04/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News, May 3: Not real gold
    05/03/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News, may 2: Solar clock
    05/02/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News, May 1: Letters to council
    05/01/09
- April
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News, April 30: Dark in here!
    04/30/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News, April 29
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  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News, April 28
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  - Ophelia Dingbatter's news, April 27: heavenly vehicle
    04/27/09
  - Ophelia Dinbatter's News, April 26: Last49 Guys
    04/26/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News, April 25: Honker
    04/25/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News, April 24: Getting Smarter
    04/24/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's news, April 23: The Statue
    04/23/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News, 4/22: Dirty Sheets
    04/22/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News, April 21: A little bit higher
    04/21/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News, April 20: Bugs in the bush
    04/20/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News, April 19: Different Pews
    04/19/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News, April 18: Shit Happens in Religions
    04/18/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News, April 17: Hunting Unicorns
    04/17/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News, April 16 What part of Lesbia
    04/16/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News, April 15: Scared her
    04/15/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News, April 14
    04/14/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News: April 13: By the Ears
    04/13/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News, April 12: Invisible Guns
    04/12/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News, April 11: Never catch anything
    04/11/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News, April 10: knowing the difference
    04/10/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's news, April 9: Johnny Carson
    04/09/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News, April 8: Blowing the shofar
    04/08/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's news, April 7: Never Objecteted
    04/07/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News, April 6: Bolted
    04/06/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News, April 5: Hydrogen Beer
    04/05/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatters News, April 4: Kicked Hotdog
    04/04/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News, April 3: Hindlick
    04/03/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's news, April 2/09 NASCAR
    04/02/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News, April 1/09 Glow in the dark
    04/01/09
- March
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News, March 31: Bunny Site
    03/31/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News, March 30: I fights them
    03/30/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News, march 29: Grass Mud Horse
    03/29/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News. March 28: Better than money
    03/28/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News, March 27:Not angry at you
    03/27/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News: What killed him?
    03/26/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News, March 25: Fishing trip with you
    03/25/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News, March 24. Slip carefully
    03/24/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News, March 23: Square ones
    03/23/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News, March 22
    03/22/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News, March 21. No Fault
    03/21/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News, March 20. Equinox
    03/20/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News, March 19
    03/19/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News, March 18 Telus problems
    03/18/09
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News, March 17
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  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News, March 16
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  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News, March 15
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  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News, March 11
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  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News, March 10
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  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News, March 6
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- February
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News, Feb 28/09
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  - Opheia Dingbatter's News, Feb 21/09
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  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News, Feb 20/09
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  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News, Feb 19/09
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  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News, Feb 18/09
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  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News, feb 17/09
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  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News, Feb 16, 09
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  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News, Feb 12/09
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  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News, feb 11/09
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- January
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News, Jan 31/09
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  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News, JAn 23/08
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  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News, January 16
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  - Ophelia Dingbatter's news, Januaary 10
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  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News, January 6
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  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News, 1/05/09
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2008
- December
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News, 12/31/08: Happy New Year!
    12/31/08
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News, 12/30/08
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  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News. 12/29/08
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  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News, 12/28/08
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  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News, 12/27/08
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  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News, 12/26/08
    12/26/08
  - Merry Christmas from Ophelia
    12/25/08
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's news, 12/24/08
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  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News. 12/23/08
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  - Ophelia Dinbatter's news, 12/22/08
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  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News, 12/21/08
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  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News, 12/20/08
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  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News, 12/19/08
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  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News
    12/18/08
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's Blog, 12/17/08
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  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News, 12/16/08
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  - Opheia Dingbatter's News, 12/15/08
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  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News, 12/14/08
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  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News, 12/13/08
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  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News, 12/12/08
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  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News, 12/11/08
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  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News, 12/10/08
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  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News. 12/09/08
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  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News, 12/08/08
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- November
  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News, 11/30/08
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  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News, 11/29/08
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  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News 11/28/08
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  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News, 11/27/08
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  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News: 11/22/08
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  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News Nov 21/08
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  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News Nov 20/2008
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  - Ophelia Dingbatter's News 11/19/08
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  - Opheila Dingbatter's News 11/17/08
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