Ophelia Dingbatter's News
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Good Morning, !
Today is Saturday, May 27
Thanks Claude
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ophelia
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What is it that makes men chase women which they have no
intention of marrying?
The very same urge that makes dogs chase cars which they
have no intention of driving.
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